Torgo's Review Thread 2.0

[Torgo]

I had hoped to get another review out by the end of the month, but work has been crazy and it has taken a lot out of my, so my energy levels have plummeted. I've also been under the weather the last week, so I've been recuperating a bit.

That said I will mostly be taking October off from my website so I can have some 31 Days of Halloween fun, and unlike last year this year won't be Rifftrax related. I will be sitting back, relaxing, and watching the complete series of both The Munsters and The Addams' Family this year! I don't have anything special planned for typing anything up for it, it's just a relaxing little vacation from stress.

I may still do reviews in October, depending on how much time I have left over. One thing I will say right now is that I have every intention of reviewing issue #2 of the new comic when it hits stands, so you can look forward to that! And in November I got some fun stuff planned, which may or may not include an entry based on the MST live tour! This depends on if I can make it to a showing of course, but fingers crossed! Also while much like season 11 I don't have any plans to review season 12 initially, I am toying around with a "knee-jerk reaction" page for people who are curious about what I might have to say about it.

Plans are in development for the blog at the moment, so if there is no visible development that doesn't mean none is taking place. Stay tuned!

[Torgo]

It's time to spend the word of #WhoIsBlackCat? as Jonah meets a superhero and Crow meets a shrinking man in the new issue of MST3K The Comic "Black Cat and Jonah"/"Tails of Death", in stores now!

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TRICK 'R TREAT! MST3K, Rifftrax, and Beyond is BACK with a special holiday presentation of Rifftrax's commentary on the classic horror film Halloween HAVE A SPOOKY DAY EVERYONE!

And don't forget to top off your witch's brew with a little bit of Warty, the Toad, today's satanic BONUS SHORT!

[Torgo]

HALLOWEEN IN NOVEMBER?! WHAT MADNESS IS THIS?!?!

Well it turns out MST3K, Rifftrax, and beyond is continuing a mini-marathon of Halloween riffs, and up next is The Movie Asylum's iRiff of Halloween II!

And who does Michael Myers stalk? Why The Babysitter, of course! Find out how to be one in today's BONUS SHORT!

[Torgo]

HOR-RIFF-IC RIFFED HALLOWEEN III, HALLOWEEN III, HALLOWEEN III! HOR-RIFF-IC RIFFED HALLOWEEN III, SILVER SHAMROCK!

Our mini-Halloween marathon comes to a close with Halloween III: Season of the Witch! Until next year, folks! Happy Halloween!

Also a bonus short that deals with something genuinely frightening to me: A fish aquarium! It's The Fish That Nearly Drowned!

[Torgo]

Well it's official: I unfortunately will not be attending the Portland live shows due circumstances backfiring at the last minute. Anybody who attends the show do me one favor...HAVE THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE!

Fun stuff coming up on the blog! Look forward to a new review soon!

[Torgo]

Eager to see Cameron Mitchell in a cheesy sci-fi movie that isn't Space Mutiny? Matthew J. Elliott and Ian Potter have just the trick! Take a gander at their Rifftrax presentation of Flight to Mars, the latest review at MST3K, Rifftrax, and Beyond!

And if you're thinking to yourself "Man, I'm not drunk enough for this," check out our latest BONUS SHORT devoted entirely to Alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems.

[Torgo]

HAPPY TURKEY DAY MSTIES!

While most will be celebrating by binging the new MST season, I'm celebrating by offering my latest review of...a review...of a Resident Evil movie. It's ICWXP's YouTube exclusive "Zombie Poo-Apocalypse!"

Let's also have Thanksgiving dinner at the bottom of the ocean, just like today's BONUS SHORT Aqua Frolics!

[Torgo]

MST3K, Rifftrax, and Beyond has run The Guantlet! And while proper reviews will wait until a later date, I have given mini-thoughts on the new season to tide readers over until that time! For those who are curious, check them out!

New MST review coming soon! Stay tuned!

[Torgo]

It's been 30 years since MST3K premiered. What a better way for MST3K, Rifftrax, and Beyond to celebrate than by reminding ourselves where it came from? It's KTMA's Gamera vs. Guiron, our latest review!

Next Time: Vaguely Italian.

BUT FIRST: Blame Society in the sky.

[Torgo]

They're the only ones who can riff in both worlds. It's Blame Society. Their Rifftrax of Nicolas Cage's Ghost Rider is our latest review!

As for today's BONUS SHORT...I couldn't resist. It's Ghost Rider! No...a different Ghost Rider...

[Torgo]

Okay folks! In celebration of MST3K's 30 years, I'll be celebrating by watching 30 episodes of MST3K in a row through December. If I don't make it, I died happy. WE WISH YOU A MERRY MSTMAS AND A RIFFTRAX NEW YEAR!

This will lead into a 2019 where I will be pushing myself myself into finishing my MST content before a potential season 13 drops. I've been writing these reviews for 3 years now. Time for the endgame!

[Torgo]

On the first day of MSTmas my MST gave to me...a shark crossed with calamari. Put on your bib and enjoy the seafood in Devil Fish, the first review in our 30 Days of MSTmas marathon!

Next Time: Shtemlo?

[Torgo]

On this second day of MSTmas we would like to remind everyone to WATCH OUT FOR SNAKES! That's right folks! MST3K, Rifftrax, and Beyond has finally dropped our long awaited review of the undisputable classic episode of Eegah!

Next Time: Boggy Creek III: And the Legend Belabors...

[Torgo]

CRY WILDERNESS AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR! Say, we haven't done a relaunch title in a while, so here's Cry Wilderness, the latest episode in our 30 Days of MSTmas marathon!

Next Time: Wells can't sue us! Invisibility and transparency are two separate things!