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Post by Torgo on Dec 4, 2018 11:44:47 GMT -5
We here are MST3K, Rifftrax, and Beyond would like to remind everyone that the leading causes of accidents are joy, sex, and old age. So please, be safe on these holidays and read our review of The Amazing Transparent Man, part of our 30 Days of MSTmas celebration! Next Time: |
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Post by Torgo on Dec 5, 2018 13:29:25 GMT -5
Grab a bowl of nutrition pills and cozy up to the TV for our latest review of Terror from the Year 5000! POOM! Next Time: We head out to the destination of Abbott and Costello Go to Mars. |
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Post by Torgo on Dec 6, 2018 16:11:48 GMT -5
Strap in and blast off into the latest 30 Days of MSTmas review as we hitch a ride on the First Spaceship on Venus! This also marks another set completed, so don't forget to check out my retrospective of the 20th Anniversary Edition! Next Time: NUMBER EIGHT! |
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Post by Torgo on Dec 7, 2018 16:47:21 GMT -5
Well, some people can tell a joke and some people can't! Let's listen to some who can! Today's episode is The Side Hackers Get your motorcycle, your sidecar, and your urge to kill ready! Next Time: Every country has a monster... |
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Post by Torgo on Dec 8, 2018 15:15:10 GMT -5
Hey, you remember those three times wher MST3K was canceled, one of which was for 18 years? NEITHER DO I! Today's episode is the very first relaunch episode, Reptilicus! And watch, now that I've said this the new series is going to get canceled. To all those who hate the relaunch series, I say YOU'RE WELCOME! Next Time: Michael Bay's The Island preboot. |
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Post by Torgo on Dec 9, 2018 14:03:37 GMT -5
Tonight on Biography: We chronicle Parts: The Clonus Horror, it's lawsuit against Michael Bay' least terrible movie, and it's place in MST3K, Rifftrax, and Beyond's 30 Days of MSTmas marathon! Also, another box set crossed off! Read our review of Volume 12! Next Time: When-you want-the flavor of bacon in a dip... |
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Post by Torgo on Dec 10, 2018 20:03:57 GMT -5
You will believe a man can flail around in the air. Today's 30 Days of MSTmas package is Pumaman! Next Time: I like coffee. |
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Post by Torgo on Dec 11, 2018 12:20:13 GMT -5
You know, it's fun to have an idea. Especially when that idea is to watch The Skydivers as a part of the 30 Days of MSTmas marathon. There, wasn't that fun? Now, I would like some coffee. And another volume bites the dust. Read my retrospective of Volume 1 today! Next Time: I'm not even going to bother teasing tomorrow's episode because it needs no introduction. |
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Post by Torgo on Dec 12, 2018 14:49:56 GMT -5
On the 12th Day of MSTmas I proudly present to you probably the most anticipated write-up I'll ever give on my stupid little blog. Let's get some hearts poundin'. Let's get some veins cloggin'. It's MITCHELL! Next Time: Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed! |
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Post by Torgo on Dec 13, 2018 13:51:25 GMT -5
We're still celebratin' 30 Days of MSTmas, Granny. JEEEEEEEEEEED! JEEEEEEEEEEEED! JEEEEEEEEEEEEED! There's a new review of The Leech Woman too. JEEEEEEEEEEED! JEEEEEEEEEEEED! JEEEEEEEEEEEEED! Next Time: Something a little different...JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED! |
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Post by Torgo on Dec 14, 2018 16:06:11 GMT -5
30 Days of MSTmas continues, but unfortunately we don't have an episode review for you today. What we do have is a review of the latest comic! Servo crashes a plane! Jonah gets rescued by Black Cat! Crow shows us "Terror on High..."! Next Time: Who will I kill? |
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Post by Torgo on Dec 15, 2018 17:31:34 GMT -5
On this 30 Days of MSTmas, an angel ascends to Second Banana Heaven. Join us for Frank's last episode, and read our review of Samson vs. the Vampire Women! Next Time: Get away from him you bitch! |
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Post by Torgo on Dec 16, 2018 12:47:38 GMT -5
It's the halfway point of 30 Days of MSTmas, and family has finally arrived for the holidays. Crow T. Robot's evil twin Timmy is here for the celebrations as we review Fire Maidens of Outer Space! Next Time: Big Stupid to the rescue! |
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Post by Torgo on Dec 17, 2018 12:19:58 GMT -5
All I want for Christmas is for Big Stupid to save The Girl in Lovers Lane. Come read my review of my favorite Joel era episode, our latest entry in our 30 Days of MSTmas marathon! And as a bonus Xmas present, we have another completed volume! Our review of Volume XV is now up! Next Time: The short is AFTER the movie?! I CAN'T DEAL WITH CHANGE! |
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Post by Torgo on Dec 18, 2018 11:25:02 GMT -5
I fell into a burnin' Ring of Terror. Went down, down, down and the flames wen't...error... Okay, I suck at song lyrics. But I'm good at watching something and writing nonsense about it. Today's 30 Days of MSTmas episode is Ring of Terror! Next Time: My reviews come full circle. |
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