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Post by Torgo on Jan 22, 2019 15:19:54 GMT -5
The Oscars were announced today, so let's take a moment to honor the biggest snub in Oscar history, 1961's The Phantom Planet! It is considered the biggest snub, right? Anyway, it's today's review at MST3K, Rifftrax, and Beyond! Next Time: Lon Cheney double feature! |
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Post by Torgo on Feb 9, 2019 12:26:29 GMT -5
A messed up internet connection isn't going to keep MST3K, Rifftrax, and Beyond down! The new MST comic and we're back with a review of Jonah and Crow's latest adventure, "The Buddha's Secret"/"The Clay Coffin!" |
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Post by Torgo on Feb 20, 2019 15:23:59 GMT -5
Today is Joel Hodgson's birthday! Let's celebrate the birth of the creator of our beloved show with our latest review of the Joel era classic Indestructible Man, at MST3K, Rifftrax, and Beyond! And as a bonus gift I have for you a retrospective of Volume 11! Check it out! Next Time: It would have been better to do one a few months ago, but I'm FINALLY reviewing a Christmas episode. |
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Post by Torgo on Feb 24, 2019 14:37:45 GMT -5
Folks, I'm here to eat candy canes and kick ass, and I'm all out of candy canes! What I do have is a late Christmas present, a review of Santa Claus is now up at MST3K, Rifftrax, and Beyond! Don't forget to check your stocking for a bonus DVD Retrospective of Volume XVI! It's a goodie! Next Time: Cowboys & DinosaursBUT FIRST: A not quite feature length Rifftrax followed by quite possibly my most dreaded review of all. |
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Post by Torgo on Mar 1, 2019 11:59:30 GMT -5
How do I follow up Santa Claus fighting the Devil? With Dracula bickering with a Witch, of course! Today's Rifftrax review is the Halloween special The Night That Dracula Saved the World, with far less world saving than you might think. Also, Spring is coming, so get those toy boats ready and learn how to sail! Today's BONUS SHORT is Sailing a Toy Boat! |
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Post by Torgo on Mar 7, 2019 11:29:38 GMT -5
Insert witty self promotion comment here. Sorry I'm not really all that inspired by this one, so here is review of Joel, Trace, and J. Elvis's commentary on The Heat at MST3K, Rifftrax, and Beyond. Yes, this is a thing that exists. Our leads in the film look for drugs, and believe me I needed a lot to get through this particular movie. Now to kick the habit with our anti-drug BONUS SHORT Drugs Are Like That! |
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Post by Torgo on Mar 10, 2019 13:30:58 GMT -5
Yippy-ki-yay, mothersaurus! We got a fresh batch of MST reviews heading your way tonight, starting with the relaunch title The Beast of Hollow Mountain, the poor man's Valley of Gwangi! Next Time: NEXT! |
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Post by Torgo on Mar 13, 2019 15:20:02 GMT -5
Star Wars? Tell you what, put that Han Solo in a bikini, make it much cheaper, and shoot it in Italy! Now that's a movie that will sell! Today's review is Starcrash! What a masterstroke! Next Time: Home? I have no home...
Hunted...despised...living like an animal... The jungle is my home! But I will show the world I can be it's master!
I will perfect my own race of people! A race of atomic supermen which will conquer the world! |
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Post by Torgo on Mar 16, 2019 16:46:15 GMT -5
Ed Wood. He tampered in God's domain. Let us tamper in God's domain as well with today's review, Bride of the Monster! Next Time: The Atributing-His-Own-Faults-To-Other-People Man!BUT FIRST: Rifftrax vs. Robocop vs. Terminator and I give ICWXP yet ANOTHER chance. |
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Post by Torgo on Mar 19, 2019 17:06:20 GMT -5
Whew boy we got a rough movie today. Get ready for today's Rifftrax review of R.O.T.O.R., the thrilling prequel to R.O.O.T.E.R! And if a robot cop on a rampage isn't scary enough for you, check out the terrifying clown in today's BONUS SHORT Story-Telling: Can You Tell It In Order? |
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Mar 20, 2019 12:00:18 GMT -5
Whew boy we got a rough movie today. Get ready for today's Rifftrax review of R.O.T.O.R., the thrilling prequel to R.O.O.T.E.R! Had to post to acknowledge this joke. Well played! |
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Post by Torgo on Mar 22, 2019 15:13:48 GMT -5
Another month and another new MST3K comic! We get to check in on all three of our leads this month, so get ready for the "Iron Doom", the latest issue review at MST3K, Rifftrax, and Beyond! |
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Post by Torgo on Mar 29, 2019 0:16:16 GMT -5
ICWXP is back to teach us the importance of healthy teeth and how they help you get a job in the power industry in Ohio. Thrill as Cylon films his directorial debut of "Fahrenheit Cine-A-Sorrow," which is the subject of our latest review! And when you're done with that, join me for a little Coffeehouse Rendezvous and we'll review today's BONUS SHORT! |
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Post by Torgo on Mar 31, 2019 10:10:24 GMT -5
Disappointed that MST didn't riff all the Gamera movies? Maybe you'll be interested in checking out this new fan series called MST3K vs. Gamera: Round II! MST3K, Rifftrax, and Beyond has published our revoew of the first episode, Gamera vs. Viras, and we think it's worth a look! |
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Post by Torgo on Apr 1, 2019 23:12:29 GMT -5
My Twitter for my blog...just got followed by a porn star.
No seriously. Diana Prince, who now plays Darcy the Mail Girl on Joe Bob Brigg's The Last Drive-In, liked a dumb little tweet I made then followed me. I'm shocked, honored, and a little turned on.
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