Torgo's Review Thread 2.0

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ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL? Too bad, because today's movie has none. It's a sports-centered-murder-mystery-without-sports, Superdome! PACKERS! WOO!

Next Time: The giant spider invasion.

BUT FIRST: Rifftrax gets a unicorn, Cinematic Titanic goes live from space, and Joe Bob hosts Dinners of Death!

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Why should we take our kids out and see Toy Story 4 when we got a perfectly good DVD of The Little Unicorn at home?

You know what, maybe we should have gone to see Toy Story instead. Meanwhile Little Unicorn is my latest Rifftrax review.

Not just unicorns today, the toys come to life in a short that's...also not Toy Story. But we have fairies, wimps, and Santa in Santa and the Fairy Snow Queen!

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A post-Independence Day alien invasion? Our only defense can be the Titans! Our latest review is Cinematic Titanic's The Alien Factor!

And when you're done with that, take a tour of the Home of the Future with Bridget and Mary Jo, our BONUS SHORT of 1999!

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Due to technical difficulties (AKA Shudder took several months to completely crap out on me this time, instead of doing it right away), my reviews of Joe Bob's Dinners of Death marathon have been postponed. I'll continue to work on them and try and iron out the kinks in the meantime, but for now I'll be turning my attention to my next three MST reviews.

I'm excited about this group! They coincidentally have a common element and are a pretty good batch of episodes. Think very big and with many legs...

PLUS the third film in my trio will be my very first review of...



Yes, folks! It's time to christen that empty portion of my blog! Stay tuned, and get excited!

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Get ready for ARACHNOPHOBIA MARATHON! Three straight MST episodes with giant spider antagonists that just happened to line up on my rotation! First out the gate, Bert I. Gordon's masterpiece Earth vs. the Spider! Check it out!

Next Time: Earth vs. the spider.

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ARACHNOPHOBIA MARATHON CONTINUES as MST3K, Rifftrax, and Beyond takes a look at the classic MST episode that is being updated in the newest Rifftrax Live show, The Giant Spider Invasion! Let the unfair comparisons between the two begin!

PACKERS! WOO!

Next Time: At long last, I crack into...

[Torgo]

ARACHNOPHOBIA MARATHON concludes with our first ever review from season 12! Now the series has many more Miles O'Keefe than ever before with the mighty return of Ator, the Fighting Eagle! Might as well give it a read as we all eagerly await season 13 news!

Next Time:

BUT FIRST: HOPEFULLY I'll get my streaming issues out of the way so I can put up my Joe Bob reviews. If not, if Rifftrax be worthy they shall lift the hammer. After that, the corpse of the commentaries re-animated before it dies. And if my streaming is still working, I'll stop off and wish Joe Bob a Merry Christmas.

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Note: Streaming issues ard not taken care of, Joe Bob still postponed.

We have a new highest grossing film of all time, let's celebrate with some Rifftrax, shall we? Are Mike, Kevin, and Bill worthy of weilding the power of Mjolnir? Find out in today's Rifftrax review of Thor!

And with another comic book superflick under my belt, let's add another chapter of Batman and Robin to the blog. Today's BONUS SHORT is Tunnel of Terror!

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Going on one last round with Mike's audio commentaries as he takes a stab at one of my all-time favorites, Night of the Living Dead! It's and it's time to put another section of my blog to rest...until it rises from the grave!

Fun Fact: the cosmic radiation that raised the dead in this movie was caused by the re-entry of The Tiny Astronaut! It's his story in today's BONUS SHORT!

Note: I'm very much hoping my next review will be the long awaited Dinners of Death series. It's been getting pushed back for too long.

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Quick update to my long gestating Dinners of Death reviews:

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Update to my update:

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At long last, I sit down and feast! It's time for reviews of Joe Bob's Dinners of Death Thanksgiving marathon!

First up, let's rev up that chainsaw to carve that Turkey, for it's Tobe Hooper's classic (and Joe Bob's favorite movie) The Texas Chain Saw Massacre!

Next, we invite over those inbred cannibal neighbors (still better than my neighbors) and see what they're feasting on. Wes Craven presents The Hills Have Eyes!

Third, we have a pool, so let's go for a swim! Oh god...what the...SUSIE, WHAT DID YOU DO! Find out in Takashi Miike's Dead or Alive!

And finally, the review that almost didn't happen, yet out of dumb luck I managed to pop it out! It's a Dinners of Death miracle! Check out the dessert table with Blood Rage

Hopefully the next marathon won't take nearly as long, but first some MST and Rifftrax reviews, and then we'll get started on Joe Bob's Christmas Phantasm marathon!

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It's time to invite into our series the Cousin Oliver of MST3K, M. Waverly! Love him or loathe him, he makes his first appearance in today's episode, The Loves of Hercules, the subject of today's review!

Next Time: That great restaurant, The Bunker, you blew it up! You sons of...gaaah!

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THEY TOOK OUT THE HITLER BUILDING! WHERE'S EVERYONE GOING TO SEE HITLER MEMORABILIA?! ALL THE HITLER TOYS! ALL THE HITLER RIDES AND GAMES! Honor our dearly departed Hitler Building with our latest review, the hysterical Invasion of the Neptune Men!

Awards season is not upon us, but that didn't stop me from pairing this review with MST's duo of award show specials: the MST3K Little Gold Statue Preview Special and the Academy of Robot's Choice Awards Special! YOU LOVE ME! YOU REALLY LOVE ME!

Concluding a batch of updates to the blog, I also added a DVD review of MST3K Volume XXXVII! Is it worth picking up? Absolutely!

Next Time: A Real Japanese Hero!

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The name is Jack, Mighty Jack. It's been imported by Frank, Sandy Frank. It's today's review at Beyond...MST3K, Rifftrax, and Beyond.

Next Time: Dull surprise!

BUT FIRST: Rifftrax marches into the Forbidden Zone, while ICWXP offers up their most recent episode to date, and Joe Bob celebrates Christmas with the Tall Man!