Torgo's Review Thread 2.0

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It's the last Rifftrax Live of the year, and we must all get into our stained underwear and unite behind the battle cry of "PACKERS!" for it's our old foe The Giant Spider Invasion!

Now begins our Kickstarter for next year's Rifftrax Live, Avengers: Endgame. Start chipping in, because this one's going to take 5 billion dollars!

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The sequel to one of the biggest horror smashes ever made comes out this weekend. What better way to celebrate than by watching the much cringier original? We christen a new section of the blog for Cinester Theater as they take on part one of Stephen King's It!

And not only should you beware of clowns in the sewer, but you should also beware of the Bunco! Today's BONUS SHORT is On Guard - Bunco!

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Hey! We had a new It movie last week! I think most have forgotten it by now, but at least it's not as forgettable as It Part 2, the subject of this week's Hor-RIFF-ic Productions riff!

And if you've had too much killer clown this week, take a good look at this nice kitty! Today's BONUS SHORT is Kitty Cleans Up!

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Unfortunately my blog is on hiatus due to personal reasons, but I had promised a Turkey Day treat and I'm keeping my word!  Write-ups for the Turkey Day marathons from 1991 and 1992! I had hoped to get more done by now, but I had to abandon writing them early, but I got these two done before then. I hope everyone enjoys and has a happy Turkey Day!

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IT'S BACK! MST3K, Rifftrax, and Beyond makes it's triumphant comeback with those damned dirty apes who also made a triumphant comeback! It's a Rifftrax review of Rise of the Planet of the Apes!

We also have a BONUS SHORT that would have been more relevant when I originally typed it last October. Oh well, it's Farm Family in Autumn!
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The latest MST3K review at MST3K, Rifftrax, and Beyond is craaaaaaaaaaazy! Get down, way down, below the surface level down with our bitchin' write-up of Alien from L.A.! FAR OUT!

And we also conclude another box set of MST episodes with this episode, which means time for a retrospective! Check out our thoughts on Volume XXVI!

Next Time: Hooray for Santy Claus!

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"THE DRIVE-IN WILL NEVER DIE!" we all exclaim as The Last Drive-In debuts another season on Shudder. MST3K, Rifftrax, and Beyond has reviewed it's debut movies, including the unbelievably fun killer robots in a shopping mall flick Chopping Mall!

And on the second half of our double feature is one that isn't for the feint of heart, though Joe Bob fans will be able to brush off their shoulder with the greatest of ease. Can you handle the Blood Sucking Freaks?

And don't forget to tune in every Friday night for another killer Joe Bob double feature! It's great for social distancing!

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Welcome to what could be the very last May the 4th ever as Disney tries to trademark a hashtag and control all of our opinions on their latest worthless lump of a Star Wars sequel. MST3K, Rifftrax, and Beyond's annual May the 4th post is here with the Rifftrax of the epic fail feature The Rise of Skywalker!

And since Star Wars is being discussed, someone out there is bound to be pissed about something (be it Jar Jar Binks or The Last Jedi). Our latest BONUS SHORT will help you with that. It's Don't Get Angry!

"That's my secret, Captain. I'm always angry."

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Last week's List Drive-In double feature is already behind us, but that doesn't mean I can't review the week before! Which starts us off with one of the more disturbing serial killer movies of the 80's, Maniac!

Follow that up with same valley girl death and mayhem. Joe Bob sits us down with a little detour in the Winona Ryder/Christian Slater vehicle, Heathers!

Reviews of this week's The Last Drive-In are still in the works (I've watched Brain Damage, but still need to start Deep Red), but hopefully I'll have them up by Friday! Stay tuned MSTies and Mutant Fam!

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Prepping for tonight's Last Drive-In? How about a reminder of last week's! The first one was Troma's blood and pus stained masterpiece, Troma's War, with special guest host Lloyd Kaufman!

After that, brace yourself for what may be one of my favorite movies ever shown by Joe Bob and definitely one of the biggest surprises on the show. Joe Bob's on his soapbox for the outstanding One Cut of the Dead!

Sorry I couldn't get the week prior up, as I still haven't watched Deep Red. But I'll be tuned in for tonight's run with Joe Bob, and hope you will too!

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By the end of this decade, we will have rescued Santa from Mars! It might not be the holidays, but that doesn't mean MST3K, Rifftrax, and Beyond can't add a new entry for the Christmas classic Santa Claus Conquers the Martians! HOORAY FOR SANTY CLAUS AND HAVE A PATRICK SWAYZE CHRISTMAS ONE AND ALL!

And I'll be honest, I had that review done not long after the previous, but due to the massive amount of bonus content I wanted to post with it, it took much longer to post than I had hoped.

First up, I can't believe I reviewed a blooper reel, but here we are. It's a review of Poopie! & Poopie II!

Up next, it's yet another shorts compilation in the books, and yet another one with Design for Dreaming (not that I'm complaining). Learn to use your voice, fall in love, and sell bread and refrigerators all in one go with Shorts Volume 3!

And we wave a pair of DVD sets crossed off the list too. The first is one of the most notorious ones that ever hit the market, which is of course the in the double feature of The Essentials!

And finally, make way for the bachelor's, all you folks with ball-and-chains! It's a review of The Singles Collection!

Next Time: Time for go to bed!

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TIME FOR GO TO BED! And as a bedtime story tonight we have a fresh review of The Unearthly ready to go! So stand up straight and earn that allowance, and maybe you parents will read it to you!

And in case Posture Pals and Appreciating Our Parents wasn't enough, we also have a review of Shorts Volume 2 hitting the blog page! Check this one out, because it has some of the best of the series!

And with those posts, we conclude another box set, Rhino's Volume 3 box set! What do we have to say about this collection of episodes? Click the link and find out!

Next Time: Ninja, Master Ninja vs. Bond, James Bond

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It's the second verse of MASTER NINJA THEME SONG! Join us for union problems and former James Bond George Lazenby in another pair of episodes featuring the Master and Max Keller in Master Ninja II, our latest review!

And thank god I didn't have supplemental content on this one. The last two nearly broke me.

Next Time: Finally I can stop celebrating Christmas in June.