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Post by The Mad Plumber on Dec 13, 2015 3:12:23 GMT -5
Bill Corbett's super beard gives Bill Corbett super powers! The beard can fire intense lasers that can melt the hardest of steels and can emit ionic radiation that calms the most violent of storm clouds.
All that remains is for Bill to get himself a single earring and adopt a baritone singing voice.
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Post by thebusdrivertohell on Dec 13, 2015 7:31:13 GMT -5
Bill Corbett's beard can melt steel beams?
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Post by Crowfan on Dec 13, 2015 8:12:53 GMT -5
Bill's beard can do anything....it brought you back to the board!!!(And he had it during the Santa And The Ice Cream Bunny Live show too).
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Post by thebusdrivertohell on Dec 13, 2015 14:51:33 GMT -5
Hai nafworC!
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Dec 13, 2015 17:21:00 GMT -5
His super beard is both a beard and super. Beardly beard that it is, it is beard enough that it, as a noun, is modifying the adjective super in front of it, not the other way around.
I feel weird complimenting a beard, though. I don't like people complimenting my own beard, which I mainly have because of forgetfulness. I'm guessing Mr. Corbett wouldn't have any such issues, though, because having it for a live show and a commercial seems more like an intentional choice for a celebrity than it does for a forgetful guy like me.
#SuperBeard
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Post by Crowfan on Dec 14, 2015 18:42:46 GMT -5
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Post by TV's Cowboy on Dec 14, 2015 21:11:42 GMT -5
guess he got tired of all those "he looks like John McCain!" remarks
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Post by Crowfan on Dec 15, 2015 5:50:50 GMT -5
His super beard is both a beard and super. Beardly beard that it is, it is beard enough that it, as a noun, is modifying the adjective super in front of it, not the other way around. I feel weird complimenting a beard, though. I don't like people complimenting my own beard, which I mainly have because of forgetfulness. I'm guessing Mr. Corbett wouldn't have any such issues, though, because having it for a live show and a commercial seems more like an intentional choice for a celebrity than it does for a forgetful guy like me. #SuperBeard Let's all grow beards. |
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Dec 16, 2015 12:32:50 GMT -5
Let's!
Or, rather, all of you can. I need to shave.
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Post by Don Quixote on Feb 1, 2016 23:13:36 GMT -5
Bill looks better with a beard, honestly.
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Post by kidflash on Feb 2, 2016 0:39:26 GMT -5
guess he got tired of all those "he looks like John McCain!" remarks Now he kinda looks like he could pass for Greg Popovich's brother. |
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Post by Bad Touch on May 1, 2016 0:31:44 GMT -5
I sense an awakening. The beard is giving us more Bill. More of him to love and admire and.... (pending restraining orders) more to lay our unclean hands upon. Should the church be reconstructed? |
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Post by The Mad Plumber on Jun 5, 2016 11:39:41 GMT -5
When Bill Corbett shaves his super beard, all the audio from the universe goes silent.
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