Post by thebusdrivertohell on Dec 13, 2015 22:03:57 GMT -5
Dear Preston Garvey:
I haven't taken you out of Sanctuary Hills since the start of the game. How is it that whenever someone there needs the Minutemen, you're not on point with this? How come I have to come back all the way across the map just to find out something needs to be done that you're right there and are capable of doing?
Dear Bethesda:
How come the raiders of various factions, as well as the Super Mutants, can have taunts, but I can't?
Dear Bethesda:
Can I have two days of real time gameplay without being bombarded by timed quests?
Dear Bethesda:
Why can't I use the Ripper to take down the overgrown brush in the settlements? I see no point in putting down shack foundations if I still have a slash pile poking up through my furniture.
Dear Random Settlers who say they don't have time to talk:
Well then don't say anything.
Dear Jun Long:
You seem so gloomy. Here, have some Prozac.
Dear Myrna:
You're a junk dealer. You deal in junk. JUNK! Come at me, broad.
Dear Kent Connoly:
You sound like Jeff Ross. Your voice actor is not Jeff Ross. Why you do dis?
Dear Bethesda:
I really really hope you're planning on putting some different music into the radio rotation. When a good chunk of the songs are recycled from other Fallout games, it takes a lot of the listening value. And that "CRASH! BAM! ALACAZAM!" freaks me out in the middle of the night when I'm hunting wabbits/ghouls/super mutants.
Dear Bethesda:
Why can't I romance Elder Maxon?
Look at that getup. He looks like he'd be willing to be dominated by a 200+ year old widow who looks darn good for her age.
Dear Marcy Long:
If you and Jun would just get over your buttmads and do the dirty, your time in the wasteland might not be so miserable
I haven't taken you out of Sanctuary Hills since the start of the game. How is it that whenever someone there needs the Minutemen, you're not on point with this? How come I have to come back all the way across the map just to find out something needs to be done that you're right there and are capable of doing?
Dear Bethesda:
How come the raiders of various factions, as well as the Super Mutants, can have taunts, but I can't?
Dear Bethesda:
Can I have two days of real time gameplay without being bombarded by timed quests?
Dear Bethesda:
Why can't I use the Ripper to take down the overgrown brush in the settlements? I see no point in putting down shack foundations if I still have a slash pile poking up through my furniture.
Dear Random Settlers who say they don't have time to talk:
Well then don't say anything.
Dear Jun Long:
You seem so gloomy. Here, have some Prozac.
Dear Myrna:
You're a junk dealer. You deal in junk. JUNK! Come at me, broad.
Dear Kent Connoly:
You sound like Jeff Ross. Your voice actor is not Jeff Ross. Why you do dis?
Dear Bethesda:
I really really hope you're planning on putting some different music into the radio rotation. When a good chunk of the songs are recycled from other Fallout games, it takes a lot of the listening value. And that "CRASH! BAM! ALACAZAM!" freaks me out in the middle of the night when I'm hunting wabbits/ghouls/super mutants.
Dear Bethesda:
Why can't I romance Elder Maxon?
Look at that getup. He looks like he'd be willing to be dominated by a 200+ year old widow who looks darn good for her age.
Dear Marcy Long:
If you and Jun would just get over your buttmads and do the dirty, your time in the wasteland might not be so miserable