Post by Don Quixote on Feb 1, 2016 23:40:34 GMT -5
Ladies, gentlemen, and assorted crusty piles of tissue, we are here today to pay homage to HipsterThor.
You remember him. We all do. From all his great threads in the MST3K general board, to the great contributions he made to Sloane, HipsterThor was a man, a myth, and a legend all rolled into one, and then stuffed into a scarf and covered in chunky black glasses.
He never learned to play Dixeland Jazz, nor did he construct the world's largest and most impractical marital aid like he wanted to, but the short time we all had with him enriched our lives. And we are all better for it.
So let us lift our glasses of drano on high, and toast this sex god that walked among us. Let us toast, HipsterThor
Amen.
You remember him. We all do. From all his great threads in the MST3K general board, to the great contributions he made to Sloane, HipsterThor was a man, a myth, and a legend all rolled into one, and then stuffed into a scarf and covered in chunky black glasses.
He never learned to play Dixeland Jazz, nor did he construct the world's largest and most impractical marital aid like he wanted to, but the short time we all had with him enriched our lives. And we are all better for it.
So let us lift our glasses of drano on high, and toast this sex god that walked among us. Let us toast, HipsterThor
Amen.
