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Post by Mr. Atari on Mar 19, 2004 14:21:20 GMT -5
Yeah but, what do you DO? sorry I'm just jealous of how much I DON'T do compared to you. Wouldn't it be great if you combined those two ceremonies into one? "And do you former Ann Wilsonston take this man to be your lawful wedded husband?" ...... "Then by the powers invested in me I now pronounce you man and wife. Till death do y-.....right." Actually, that is what I do. My business card says I'm a Pastor. But most people have no idea what that means. When people (like the lady who cut my hair last week) hear that title, I get the same 2 comments- 1) "So, are you allowed to get married?" (Yes. I'm also allowed to have sex with my wife. Scandalous) 2) "I guess I'll need to watch my language." (Actually, no. It means I'll need to watch mine.) And the wedding-funeral combo package is a great idea. I already wear the same suit for both. It's my "marry 'em and bury 'em" suit. |
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Post by yousonuva on Mar 19, 2004 14:30:47 GMT -5
You said "sex".
Gimmee 34 hail mary's and oh, 64 our father's....sinner.hehe
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Mar 19, 2004 14:44:44 GMT -5
losingmydignity sez: A goth in Daytona? Sorry, I just can't see it... emperorcupcake replies: Man, tell me about it, toots. It gets pretty lonely around here... I even have to drive all the way to Orlando to go clubbing, and even there it leaves a lot to be desired. I was actually born and raised in Daytona Beach, though I somehow failed to contract the sun-worshipping redneck disease that plagues most denizens of this charmingly tacky little burg. Perhaps I am just naturally immune. Well, it is okay that you don't worship the sun, for Goths by stereotype are supposed to be pale. Or they could put on makeup. Which do you do? |
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Post by Emperor Cupcake on Mar 19, 2004 22:24:06 GMT -5
Oh, I'm definitely one of the funny, wacky goths, and have been since I was a tiny wee girl of 11 (I'm 31 now). And I'm pretty pale as Floridians go, although I have some Cherokee blood so I'm never gonna be as pasty as I wanna be (a 2 Live Crew riff! I'm a genius!). So I do have some white dusting powder (called Virgin -- heh), but I don't like to overdo it. Yeah, I want to look pale, but I want it to look NATURAL. The eyes and the lips and the hair can look totally unnatural, however.
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Post by losingmydignity on Mar 20, 2004 2:49:25 GMT -5
losingmydignity sez: A goth in Daytona? Sorry, I just can't see it... emperorcupcake replies: Man, tell me about it, toots. It gets pretty lonely around here... I even have to drive all the way to Orlando to go clubbing, and even there it leaves a lot to be desired. I was actually born and raised in Daytona Beach, though I somehow failed to contract the sun-worshipping redneck disease that plagues most denizens of this charmingly tacky little burg. Perhaps I am just naturally immune. Clubbing in Orlando...I just don't see it. Anyway, ecc, I can't say it's much better here in NYC. Dancing is still basically illegal without a license, and that keeps things pretty low-key for the supposedly world's greatest city. The underground scene has bascially died off in the last few years (let's face it--we're all reeling from 9/11) though there is one long running party, Albion Batcave, though it's mostly pretty young folks (for me)and a montly gig called Contempt. Anyway at least Einesturze (sp) Neubauten are coming in April. |
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Post by nightfalcawk on Mar 20, 2004 9:51:55 GMT -5
Clubbing in Orlando...I just don't see it. Anyway, ecc, I can't say it's much better here in NYC. Dancing is still basically illegal without a license, and that keeps things pretty low-key for the supposedly world's greatest city. The underground scene has bascially died off in the last few years (let's face it--we're all reeling from 9/11) though there is one long running party, Albion Batcave, though it's mostly pretty young folks (for me)and a montly gig called Contempt. Anyway at least Einesturze (sp) Neubauten are coming in April. You're a New Yorker? Cool! So am I! |
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Mar 20, 2004 16:23:32 GMT -5
You're a New Yorker? Cool! So am I! YOU'RE a New Yorker?!! Cool! So am I! (kinda!) |
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Post by nightfalcawk on Mar 20, 2004 17:25:41 GMT -5
YOU'RE a New Yorker?!! Cool! So am I! (kinda!) What are you then? |
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Mar 20, 2004 22:57:29 GMT -5
I don't live in New York City, but I live within a hour from it. YAY!! |
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Post by nightfalcawk on Mar 20, 2004 22:59:08 GMT -5
I don't live in New York City, but I live within a hour from it. YAY!! I'm closer. Upstate, LI, or New Jersey? |
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Mar 20, 2004 23:00:30 GMT -5
I'm closer. Upstate, LI, or New Jersey? Upstate. THE SUBURBS SUCK!!! |
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Post by nightfalcawk on Mar 20, 2004 23:02:19 GMT -5
Upstate. THE SUBURBS SUCK!!! Upstate?! Poor thing! I agree! It's scary up there. |
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Mar 20, 2004 23:06:47 GMT -5
Upstate?! Poor thing! I agree! It's scary up there. Finally! Someone mourns me! Where do you live? In the city? (Sorry, everyone else, for ruining your thread) |
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Post by nightfalcawk on Mar 20, 2004 23:09:31 GMT -5
Finally! Someone mourns me! Where do you live? In the city? (Sorry, everyone else, for ruining your thread) No. LI. The people there suck. |
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Mar 20, 2004 23:11:25 GMT -5
No. LI. The people there suck. Let us mourn our New York, Jhonen Vasquez ties while these people return to their thread. |
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