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Post by Afgncaap5 on Dec 21, 2017 11:58:49 GMT -5
I'm in the holiday spirit everyone, and I wanna make a Christmas rhyme. Every post should end with a line that can be the start of a rhyme, and the next post should begin with what makes the rhyme work. Will the rhyme last? Who knows? Probably not for long! So let's enjoy it while we can. Try to make every rhyme have something to do with holidays.
The stockings stuffed with merry toys and topped off with an orange...
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Dec 21, 2017 11:59:06 GMT -5
...lined the coal-mine's locker doors as merry gifts for eng-
-ineers who made the sleigh fully aerodynamic...
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Post by crowschmo on Dec 21, 2017 17:12:21 GMT -5
...to rest up for the party, in the break room was a hammock,
cookies, punch and candy canes were placed upon the table...
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Post by crowschmo on Dec 27, 2017 12:34:44 GMT -5
The End (Apparently).  |
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Jan 1, 2018 9:14:09 GMT -5
...but the tipsier the partiers, the less their work was stable. It was a great trip planned to reach around the world... (Probably.  I got busy with family things and couldn't get online.) |
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Post by fireballil on Jun 21, 2018 20:36:51 GMT -5
Until Santa got sick and hurled.
He caught a virus in Tibet...
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Post by crowschmo on Dec 9, 2019 19:18:14 GMT -5
...as luck would have it, in Bhutan, a doctor elf he met.
With sleigh arighted, Rudolph's nose alighted, St. Nick was on his way...
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Post by sol-survivor on Dec 9, 2019 23:46:20 GMT -5
With lots of toys filling his sleigh, he made several stops among the rooftops.
He had a few issues when he ran out of tissues...
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Post by crowschmo on Dec 14, 2019 16:31:11 GMT -5
...when he wiped his nose upon his sleeve, his reindeer got some miscues,
they headed east instead of west and things, they went awry...
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Post by crowschmo on Dec 3, 2020 21:17:34 GMT -5
...around the world they went backwards and the children they did cry,
wrong toys were left under their trees on Boxing Day instead...
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Post by sol-survivor on Dec 3, 2020 23:35:27 GMT -5
...but Santa said "Screw it" and popped a decongestant.
He started to gyrate like a Dancing With the Stars contestant...
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Post by crowschmo on Dec 7, 2020 13:11:44 GMT -5
...then Mrs. Claus gave it some pause and then started to vent,
"You need a break, you crazy goof, your mind is all but lost"...
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Post by sol-survivor on Dec 7, 2020 23:21:31 GMT -5
...or I'll go and live with Grandfather Frost."
Santa said with a shout, "You want to stay with that tree-flocking lout?"
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Post by crowschmo on Dec 31, 2020 12:30:10 GMT -5
...she proclaimed, "well, he's my kin, insults you needn't spout",
He said, "Please, forgive me, dear, I'm feeling rather strange"...
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Post by sol-survivor on Jan 1, 2021 0:42:31 GMT -5
"...I think maybe Rudolph has given me mange."
With that Mrs. Claus looked amused and said "You want me to give you something else instead?"
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I got busy with family things and couldn't get online.)
