That had to be the weirdest g*ddamn spam I've ever seen. Next it will be "we're your number one source for heroin" or "we traffic in the finest human slaves."
Well anyway, hi there, folks. You know, I'd been having trouble with velvet leaf, uh, cutworm and, uh, foxtail and, well, that's when the representative from Monsanto came out to my farm. He recommended a pre-emergent, inferral mixture of Lorsban with Atrazine in a tank mix and I told him to get off my land. - Farmer Joel