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Post by crowschmo on Feb 26, 2020 17:05:39 GMT -5
You played PowerBall and all your numbers came out...
On Mega-Millions.
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Post by crowschmo on Feb 28, 2020 13:25:25 GMT -5
The Publisher's Clearinghouse Van came to your door...
And asked directions to another house.
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Post by sol-survivor on Feb 28, 2020 16:06:34 GMT -5
You were the correct number caller in a radio contest for a terrific prize...
But your phone battery dies before you give your information.
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Post by crowschmo on Feb 29, 2020 16:25:55 GMT -5
You won tickets to a concert...
And it was Nickelback.
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Post by sol-survivor on Feb 29, 2020 18:27:54 GMT -5
You've been working on a 10,000 piece jigsaw puzzle for months and you are just about to finish it...
But the dog eats the last piece.
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Post by crowschmo on Jun 6, 2020 13:52:53 GMT -5
The 2020 Democratic presidential nominees were whittled down to one...
And it was Joe Biden.
Oh, wait...
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Post by sol-survivor on Jun 6, 2020 16:10:49 GMT -5
You've lusted over a particular make and model of car since you first saw it and scrimped and saved until you could finally buy it.
And the transmission falls off as you leave the dealership.
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Post by crowschmo on Jul 5, 2020 11:30:30 GMT -5
We finally have a third choice for President...
And it's Kanye West.
Oh, hell...
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Post by sol-survivor on Jul 5, 2020 16:19:07 GMT -5
You feel a great disturbance in the Force...
...and it turns out you have food poisoning and you'll be spending the next day or so in the bathroom.
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Post by crowschmo on Jul 7, 2020 15:54:08 GMT -5
^^^^ I would say the "great disturbance in the Force" part was already sucking, heh-heh.
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Post by sol-survivor on Jul 7, 2020 20:08:55 GMT -5
You spend all day cooking a special meal for your significant other...
...and you both find out too late that he/she is allergic to the main ingredient.
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