Post by mystynyrd13 on May 9, 2020 5:29:31 GMT -5
If you're like me who Petered-Out on those trendy 80's Self-Help Affirmations that just don't seem to work at Times, especially when you need them the most (like: "Golly Gee - People Really Do Like Me", "Every Day In Every Way Things Are Getting Better For Me", "I Am Getting Vastly Rich" & other Syrupy Droll), I have discovered for years now that my favorite Quotes from my favorite "Riff Shows" are actually "Positive Affirmations" of a sort - Disguised as funny Cheesy Movie Riffs (a real Gift to Humanity). That is, whenever I'm Sad, Blue, Mad, Disappointed, etc., all I have to do is Think and/or Say out loud some of my favorite Riffs, and like MAGIC - I start Laughing, the old Endorfins kick up & in No Time I'm back to feelin' Great, Whistlin' up a Storm. Right ? Perhaps we Mysties, etc. already know this. If not, try it sometime - they really do the Trick !
Here - to get Started, I'll list some of my "Sure-Fire" Favorites (to the best of my Memory) that for me, Work Every Time:
1. "But He BOUGHT THE CAR !"
2. "Oh Mr. B - You're HOT !"
3. "It's BUBBLE-UP - I got it from the Machine."
4. "The Main Sewer Line breaks & the Party never stops!"
5. "I never knew I'd Long for a Mariachi Band !"
6. "Twin Reverb !"
7. "Can I Torment you with my Femininity ?"
8. "...And my Boner !"
9. "The Frequency Response of the JBL"
10. "I Love Myself Unconditionally" (Over & Over)
11. "Yep - being an Usher is a big Responsibility !"
12. "And if yer an AV Geek you can Fergit It !"
13. "I had Impure Thoughts three times this week !"
14. "It's CLAPTON !"
15. "You have a KIND Face !" (Santos)
16. "I had JELLO today !"
17. “Would you PLEASE take a BREATH MINT !” (General Hospital)
18. “I could sure use a HAMBURGER SANDWICH & some FRENCH-FRIED POTATOES !”
19. “He looked CAUCASIAN a while ago !”
20. “Gee, your HAT smells GOOD !”
21. “....And now we will listen to Uncle Jim’s FUNDAMENTALIST DOGMA.”
22."I couldn't possibly go further in Show Business!" (Girl in the Gold Boots)
23. (Julio) "Don't you dare go Down to the Schoolyard without me !" (RT-Dinosaurus)
24. "This Guy's in his 4th Hairdoo since this Movie started !" (Werewolf)
Here - to get Started, I'll list some of my "Sure-Fire" Favorites (to the best of my Memory) that for me, Work Every Time:
1. "But He BOUGHT THE CAR !"
2. "Oh Mr. B - You're HOT !"
3. "It's BUBBLE-UP - I got it from the Machine."
4. "The Main Sewer Line breaks & the Party never stops!"
5. "I never knew I'd Long for a Mariachi Band !"
6. "Twin Reverb !"
7. "Can I Torment you with my Femininity ?"
8. "...And my Boner !"
9. "The Frequency Response of the JBL"
10. "I Love Myself Unconditionally" (Over & Over)
11. "Yep - being an Usher is a big Responsibility !"
12. "And if yer an AV Geek you can Fergit It !"
13. "I had Impure Thoughts three times this week !"
14. "It's CLAPTON !"
15. "You have a KIND Face !" (Santos)
16. "I had JELLO today !"
17. “Would you PLEASE take a BREATH MINT !” (General Hospital)
18. “I could sure use a HAMBURGER SANDWICH & some FRENCH-FRIED POTATOES !”
19. “He looked CAUCASIAN a while ago !”
20. “Gee, your HAT smells GOOD !”
21. “....And now we will listen to Uncle Jim’s FUNDAMENTALIST DOGMA.”
22."I couldn't possibly go further in Show Business!" (Girl in the Gold Boots)
23. (Julio) "Don't you dare go Down to the Schoolyard without me !" (RT-Dinosaurus)
24. "This Guy's in his 4th Hairdoo since this Movie started !" (Werewolf)