TomServo69
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Post by TomServo69 on Mar 21, 2004 3:13:37 GMT -5
I don't care much for the band Garbage either but I guess that's another thread. LMAO!!! Neither do I. That chick that sings for them is whiny and pointless. I think their name says all that needs to be said about their music. Garbage. Oh well, me and Phantom are just bitter. You know how it goes. Servo
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Post by yousonuva on Mar 21, 2004 9:37:46 GMT -5
All homeless people come from the 70's so I think it'll pass.
Where I work there are a lot of homeless people, livin out back, in the woods. Why just this morning I was back there and heard a kind of awful cu-caw. I thought it was a maniac or something, till I heard it again. It was a g**damned rooster! Sharp at sunrise. This is very strange as it's a very out of city limits type suburbia and to hear a rooster in a shopping plaza is quite strange. Probably belongs to the homeless people for Rowsdower (I typed that intentionally) fights or some hoo-ha.
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Post by nightfalcawk on Mar 21, 2004 10:11:45 GMT -5
All homeless people come from the 70's so I think it'll pass. Where I work there are a lot of homeless people, livin out back, in the woods. Why just this morning I was back there and heard a kind of awful cu-caw. I thought it was a maniac or something, till I heard it again. It was a g**damned rooster! Sharp at sunrise. This is very strange as it's a very out of city limits type suburbia and to hear a rooster in a shopping plaza is quite strange. Probably belongs to the homeless people for Rowsdower (I typed that intentionally) fights or some hoo-ha. The homeless where I live are all geniuses. I'm serious. One invented a spotlight for the cars that reduces glare by 90% or something. He gave away all his money and pushes a shopping cart filled with bean cans now
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yousonuva
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Post by yousonuva on Mar 21, 2004 10:16:55 GMT -5
The homeless where I live are all geniuses. I'm serious. One invented a spotlight for the cars that reduces glare by 90% or something. He gave away all his money and pushes a shopping cart filled with bean cans now Mmhmm. I have these magic beans for sale here, if you wanna buy em. Only $50 each.
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Post by nightfalcawk on Mar 21, 2004 10:18:57 GMT -5
Mmhmm. I have these magic beans for sale here, if you wanna buy em. Only $50 each. I got some. They didn't work too good.
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Post by yousonuva on Mar 21, 2004 10:46:02 GMT -5
I got some. They didn't work too good. No no no no no. You have to inject them into your veins, my dear child. Smoking them or digesting them doesn't work, of course!
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Post by mrsphyllistorgo on Mar 22, 2004 0:09:34 GMT -5
My boyfriend, who lives in the building and has a perfect shot at the alleyway, is looking for, say a wrist rocket or slingshot to discourage unwanted activity...
Anybody got any legal, totally aboveboard leads?
Or sneaky, illegal leads?
mrsphyllis
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Post by losingmydignity on Mar 22, 2004 2:18:58 GMT -5
I know a guy out in Brighton Beach, gots some Kalishnokovs cheap.
Meet me at Klub Rasputin. 6:00 p.m. on Armistance Day (wink, wink) If that won't do, sometimes a well shaken can of Draft Guinness will do in a pinch.
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Post by yousonuva on Mar 22, 2004 8:04:00 GMT -5
My boyfriend, who lives in the building and has a perfect shot at the alleyway, is looking for, say a wrist rocket or slingshot to discourage unwanted activity... Anybody got any legal, totally aboveboard leads? Or sneaky, illegal leads? mrsphyllis You got me confused, nauseous, and scared. I want a bedtime story.
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Post by marytrobot on Mar 22, 2004 12:57:30 GMT -5
By and large people are horrible and just getting worse. You know what's sad? I've thought that since I was 10.. but I always figured it was because I was becoming more aware of the world around me. I do my best not to think of the doom of the human race in general. and i'm only 16. I wonder, Mrs.Torgo, can you line the inside rim of the bin with barbwire? I think your recycling hater may think twice about sitting down to take a crap after that...
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Post by nightfalcawk on Mar 22, 2004 16:41:42 GMT -5
You know what's sad? I've thought that since I was 10.. but I always figured it was because I was becoming more aware of the world around me. I do my best not to think of the doom of the human race in general. and i'm only 16. I wonder, Mrs.Torgo, can you line the inside rim of the bin with barbwire? I think your recycling hater may think twice about sitting down to take a crap after that... Seriously, I have an idea: 1) get a car battery 2) get a length of un-insulated wire 3) hook (1 and 2) together in a discreet location around the bin. 4) get yourself a good wire rack
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Mar 22, 2004 18:32:42 GMT -5
Seriously, I have an idea: 1) get a car battery 2) get a length of un-insulated wire 3) hook (1 and 2) together in a discreet location around the bin. 4) get yourself a good wire rack 5) get yourself a good lawyer
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Post by nightfalcawk on Mar 22, 2004 20:52:29 GMT -5
5) get yourself a good lawyer Put a miniscule warning sticker on the side in size .0001 font. That way you can't say you didn't warn him/her.
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TomServo69
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Post by TomServo69 on Mar 22, 2004 21:00:53 GMT -5
Epoxy and roofing tacks. LOTS of epoxy and roofing tacks. The options are limitless. Or you could always just get a tazer. Those are always fun.
Servo
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Post by Bart Fargo on Mar 23, 2004 15:29:02 GMT -5
Well, Mrsphyllistorgo, if it's any consolation, the homeless around here will come up to houses and beg for food, along with asking if they can do chores around the house for food. Then again, here in Dallas, actual unemployment rates have been said to be as high as 15-20%, if you believe the conspiracy theorists.
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