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Post by mightyjack on Mar 30, 2004 23:18:20 GMT -5
My review of people I can't understand.
El Puerqo, fliber-de-do. Miduku wa, dizoko, no naka desku. El grande snaussage. Michelle, Mi belle sprechen ze duech? Ahh, abregato onterio. Ha, Ha, Ha... Hashbrowns.
Mucho: F+
--------->which translated means:
The pig, fliber-de-do. The milk is in the refridgerator. An enormous sausage. Michelle my girl, do you speak German? Ahhh, random nonsense. Laughter... scrambled eggs.
Big F+
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Post by mightyjack on Mar 30, 2004 23:31:26 GMT -5
That, that was very nice actually.
But you forgot about the time I tried to set off on an Ilya type adventure: I began by dipping my cat in Mountain Dew 3 times. Unfortunately he never grew into a large horse, and only became angry and sticky.
And believe you me, an angry sticky cat is not to be triffled with... Get out of the way wind demon, meow!
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Post by Mr. Atari on Mar 31, 2004 3:06:56 GMT -5
So MightyJack, be honest-
Do you, in fact, look like Donald Pleasence?
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Post by Ator on Mar 31, 2004 3:44:29 GMT -5
So MightyJack, be honest- Do you, in fact, look like Donald Pleasence? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! With the glasses and the beard?
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Post by mightyjack on Mar 31, 2004 4:57:15 GMT -5
The truth? I actually do look a little like Merlin Olson, the football player/real star of Mitchell. When he has a beard.
The gang at the Titan tailgates even call me Merlin and the damn running gag is to ask if I brought any friendship bouquets to the party (Merlin used to do FTD flower commercials).
I'm not really Tor Johnson huge or Donald Pleasence doughy, I'm more Merlin Olson husky.
So I have this dang nickname I don't want (I'd rather have a cool nickname like "Ice Man"... or "Turk Brickfist") but I have to admit, it does kind of fit me.
Grrr!
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Post by CherokeeJack on Mar 31, 2004 14:39:26 GMT -5
Cherokee Jack B- Cherokee Jack tries to act smart and cultured by writing the material in others laguages. Really he only plugs it in Babelfish and writes nonsense loosely related to the topic in the hand. Take that Biotch Yes, Im sure I seem very cultured after people translate what I put to see how horrible it is. I guess Im beating too many dead horses with it. Ah well. I found it funny.
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Post by CherokeeJack on Mar 31, 2004 14:44:13 GMT -5
heres how it translated: Nightfalcawk this type to not to brail up it. If detaches really eats kidskin teenage of the punk but it is amusing an sly type Is a lot and pleasant gives to be around. Its humor my remembers outside of the small types That sorridono and dance. Anyone must obtain situated, is he.
It originally said something like He is a fun guy. He kinda acts like a punk, but in a fun way. He is pleasant to be around. His humor reminds me of small people who sing and dance. He needs to get laid.
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Post by doctorz on Mar 31, 2004 14:58:13 GMT -5
yousonuva grade: B+ Er ist ein lustiger Mann, aber eine reckless Spitze. Jedoch mit seinen errechneten Gefahren an der Stimmung kann er komisches Gold manchmal zählen. Essen Sie den roten Fußboden, der Sie saugt. Alle in allen ist er eine Gutschrift zum Brett, wenn sie kommt nachzugeben, aber manchmal geht er über Bord. Jedoch gebe ich ruhig ihm goldene Aufmerksamkeit der Freundschaft. hands hands hands CherokeeIndianer Jocob ist sehr spitze fur das lustige komment ins Deutch schriben. Ich gebe ihm silber Aufmerksamkeit fur "pure wierdness" und gehmutlikeit. Never wink at the "blind", nor whisper to the "deaf" ...or something like that.
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Post by marytrobot on Apr 1, 2004 10:19:49 GMT -5
Cherokee Jack B- Jack cherokee finge ser esperto e cultivado escrevendo o material em outros laguages. Realmente apenas plugs o em Babelfish e escreve nonsese relacionado frouxamente ao tópico na mão. Take that Biotch Did you mean to make that horribly misspelled and make up a few words?
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Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 6, 2004 14:57:15 GMT -5
Did you mean to make that horribly misspelled and make up a few words? I plugged it into Babelfish, I don't know. Biotch is a real word. That's all I know. It's in Portuguese.
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Post by marytrobot on Apr 6, 2004 15:14:39 GMT -5
ah that makes more sence, I thought it was spanish, wich is really similar to portuguese.. cool I can read portuguese!
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Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 6, 2004 20:40:36 GMT -5
Mary T Robot: A Really smart and insightful. YOu can be garunteed that whenever she responds to a thread it will be funny.
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Apr 6, 2004 21:01:37 GMT -5
Nightfalcawk: Nice, but much ridiculed high schooler. Obsessed with Pat Benatar. Carries on good conversations, and not all high school-y, like you would think.
A+!!!
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Apr 6, 2004 22:01:00 GMT -5
VAN HAGAR
The greatest poster of all time. He can carry himself in any forum with grace and poise. Probably the best moderator around and should be given full control of the board and be an ultimate Poobah with power over Forest, Unsavory, Don, Mighty Jack and Ator. One of the 10 most intellegent people in the world let alone this board. Makes Albert Einstein look like Doug Herzog. Also very, very funny, he is to good comedy what Pauley Shore is to horrible, unfunny, wish you could punch him in the face, bad comedy. One of the sexiest men alive too, the absolute antithesis of body care with Joe Don Baker and the anti-Arch Hall Jr. in his facial features. Also comes with attachments which means only one grade.
A++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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Post by losingmydignity on Apr 7, 2004 0:45:48 GMT -5
Losingmydignity: a misnomer--he lost that a long, long, long time ago
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