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Post by emperordorkin on Nov 21, 2003 19:34:05 GMT -5
That is, a line in any of the MSTied films that's not said by Joel/Mike or the bots.
My favorites:
"I may be soft. But I'm still...FAST!"---dopey mechanic in Sidehackers
"We better run some tests dick."----astronaut in King Dinosaur
"It's about time ya got here with that TOAST! It's cold!" and "You gotta come around here acting like a biiiiig wheel! Well listen, Mr. big wheel, I ain't havin it!"-----the palooka from The Unearthly
"I'm here to see Dr. Dornheimer!"----Richard Kiel in Human Duplicators
"You're gonna make me mad, Mitchell, and when you do that I wouldn't wanna be in your shoes!"----Dave Berg-ish police chief in Mitchell
the classic "the coffee's cold, you're a lousy butler" argument, also from Mitchell
"Gee Mister! They looked like big seagulls up there!"----goofy retarded photographer from Skydivers
"STAY!!!"----chain-mail guy from The Undead
"My foots is peeped!"----comic relief butler from The She Creature
"Sure!"----dopey jockey-shorts guy from Parts: The Clonus Horror
"MOVE!"----Big McLargeHuge's girlish squeal from Space Mutiny (and of course, "AAAAAAAAAAAAH!")
"Paul tinks he's a wirwulf!"----vaguely-European lady from Werewolf
"Zah!"---Jody from Touch Of Satan
"Rowsdower?"----Troy from Final Sacrifice
Sav 'em in public and scare the crap out of people! ;D
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Post by lemminkimmen on Nov 21, 2003 22:03:07 GMT -5
Incredible Melting Man: The dorky guy saying "Hotchka!!" when he burns his hand-" "
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Post by RocknRollMartian on Nov 21, 2003 23:16:58 GMT -5
"I am not." J.K. Robertson in Time Chasers
"Potatoes are what we eat!" Potato Lady in Deathstalker
"This is where the fish live." Touch of Satan chick (her name escapes me right now)
"You will have it. And you will love it." Pasta tosser (I am not good with names) in Zombie Nightmare
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Nov 21, 2003 23:20:56 GMT -5
I can't remember the line exactly, but it's something like...
"No one must no that Santa Claus was kidnapped by the Martians!"-Santa Claus Conquers The Martians
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Post by mst311 on Nov 21, 2003 23:39:00 GMT -5
"This is where the Fish lives" ~ that crazy girl from the touch of satan
"Coffee?.... .... I like coffee." ~ some guy from Skydivers
oh man theres so many but my mind has gone blank, ill come up with some more in the not too distant future..
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Post by Jack Burton on Nov 22, 2003 2:25:40 GMT -5
is that stud coming" from diabolik
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Post by mightyjack on Nov 22, 2003 2:45:07 GMT -5
"Time for go to bed" - Lobo in Unearthly
"Flag on the moon?" - Yucca Flats
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Post by Ator on Nov 22, 2003 4:16:30 GMT -5
I've posted this a million times, but...
"STAYYY!!!"
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Nov 22, 2003 11:17:34 GMT -5
Girl In Gold Boots where the chick is crying about her pretty mind. Pretty vacant.
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Nov 22, 2003 11:34:52 GMT -5
"Rock n roll martian...."
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Post by Trash2000 on Nov 22, 2003 12:13:26 GMT -5
"Mom, my nuts" -Overdrawn at the memory bank
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Post by JohnBlonn on Nov 22, 2003 22:28:16 GMT -5
"You're as elusive as Robert Denby."
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"Optical illusion-eh!"
Both from Riding With Death
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Post by Unsavory on Nov 23, 2003 16:05:23 GMT -5
"Give him something else!" - Creepy dad from Eegah.
"No way! The phone screwed up!" - Bad singer from Pod People.
"A boy your age should be in school. Not looking around for lost civilizations." (approximation) Zap Rowsdower from Final Sacrifice.
"Yeah, right." Zap Rowsdower from Final Sacrifice.
"You must be heard, you must be understood, and you must be pleasing." Old Guy from Using Your Voice short.
I can't even approximate the line, but the moment when the lead male in King Dinosaur was trying to make comparisons between the super-imposed iguana and a Tyrannosaurus.
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Post by mightyjack on Nov 26, 2003 2:14:15 GMT -5
There's another one in Yucca Flats about "Flying Saucers" that is so laughable, but it makes you shake you're head wondering, "What the hell?"
And in one of the Cody shorts a character say's something about going "Lots of miles per hour". Ha! Very scientific terminology there.
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Nov 26, 2003 2:35:31 GMT -5
"Moon rock? Oh, wow!" -Track Of The Moon Beast
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