I can't beleive they said that! (Rated PG13)

[Shep]

From "Phase IV"

Talking about Off bug repellent:
"You can't beat Off in the woods."

[BeatnikChick]

Forrest said:

In Sidehackers Crow says bitch multiple times.

Well yeah, but he's quoting Patton's "you magnificent son of a bitch" line (what else can you do with a lead character named Rommel?), so it's not too naughty. But it's still weird to hear him say it.

OK, I've been wondering about this for years, and guess I've lead a sheltered life - but what in the Hec Ramsey is "double-bagging"??

My favorite risque line is from Jungle Goddess:

George Reeves to the Jungle Goddess: "You always say that just when things start getting interesting."
Servo: "Then I gotta wait a few minutes before I can leave."

It took me several viewings to figure that one out.

[Phantom Engineer]

BeatnikChick said:

OK, I've been wondering about this for years, and guess I've lead a sheltered life - but what in the Hec Ramsey is "double-bagging"??

Ah yes, the old double bag line. You might want to ask that in Esoteric References. I know but I don't think I want to be the one to explain it. I'm shy around girls.

[BeatnikChick]

phantomengineer said:

Ah yes, the old double bag line. You might want to ask that in Esoteric References. I know but I don't think I want to be the one to explain it. I'm shy around girls.

Snort. Okey doke, chief. ;D

Also, invariably in some Hercules flick or other, someone says, "Mount your horses, gentlemen!" And Crow says, "We're not that lonely!"

[crowTrobot65]

"The Creeping Terror" has a few parts not only said, but SHOWN.
The part where the guy's buddie asks him, "What do you want?", Crow blurts out "Your wife!", then, if you listen closely, it sounds as if he says "Oh sh*t." under his breath (robot breath?).
Then there's the part where the guy and his wife are, seemingly holding hands. Then later, Servo notices where her hand is. Crow reacts appropiately.
But even worse is the subplot in the dance hall, shortly after the creature enters. A man pulls a lady out of the way, tearing her dress. For a brief instance, you can see she wasn't wearing a bra nor covered up completely in time.
I was rather surprised at the explisitives that are allowed. I also thought the theater segments were the only places, but was proven wrong after seeing "Bloodlust". Well, MST3K wouldn't be as liberating without a little freedom of speech.

[TomServeaux]

Well I don't know if this one has been posted earlier, but I remember in 1006- Boggy Creek II, the "legend" jumps on some guy's back and Crow says something like "Give me the money you son of a bitch." I remember being a little surprised.

[ash2]

The bots pretend the native chick is giving the main character a blowjob in Gamera vs. Barugon, but they're subtle enough that a kid just wouldn't get it.

Also, what's up with the chick having a taste for blood?

John

[Witzner]

Just watching Crash of the Moons, Rocky says to people on doomed space station: "Don't worry, we'll get you off before then" to which Servo replies "All Riiiiight!"


As regards language: What episode was that where Joel yelled "Let go of him you bitch!" in a host segment? Was that an actual quote, or just gratuitous swearing?

[hopesfall]

I believe he says that in a host segment in Firemaidens Of Outerspace.

[Mr. Atari]

Witzner said:

Just watching Crash of the Moons, Rocky says to people on doomed space station: "Don't worry, we'll get you off before then" to which Servo replies "All Riiiiight!"


As regards language: What episode was that where Joel yelled "Let go of him you bitch!" in a host segment? Was that an actual quote, or just gratuitous swearing?

That ep was 416- "Fire Maidens Of Outer Space", and it was a quote from "Aliens", which was the source for most of the Crow-Timmy parodies in that ep.

[Phantom Engineer]

This one really cracked me up but I don't know if it will explain well.
901 - Projected Man
It's near the end, Projected Man has killed a guy in the lab. After looking at the body the cop wants to leave and says in a very British way "Mind if I get on?" Mike says "Well he's dead but knock yourself out."
I laughed so much I had to stop the disc.

[GizmonicInstitute]

Sorry to bring back an old topic, but after re-watching some episodes, I had to put these here.

In Red Zone Cuba during the Night Train to Mundo Fine song, Carradine says "Hell's Ride to Mundo Fine". Only he says "Fine" odd, and Servo says under his breath "Mundo Penis?" Mike responds with an equally quiet "Hey."

In Night of the Blood Beast, during the credits, the name Dick Courrier pops up, and Crow riffs "Dick Courrier, when Dick absolutely, positively has to be there over night."

[Melting Manos]

AllUpOns said:

That was friggin hilarious! I enjoyed the line from Deathstalker: Warriors from Hell". When the resurrected dead guys (can't remember their names), were sitting around the fire eating a dead deer. One of them lifts his head quickly to reveal a bunch of white stuff in his beard. One of the bots says. "Guess what I've been doing!" I couldn't believe the inuendo, I also couldn't stop laughing.

That's probably one of the dirtiest jokes I've ever heard on the show and it was absolutely hilarious!

[Ro-matt]

theunearthling said:

One that hasn't been mentioned was in "Squirm". I can't remember the exact line, but the mother in that film, when asking if the Elton John-looking guy was "coming". Then Tom (or Mike) went "Mom, that's a personal thing" or something like that. Sorry if it wasn't clear...I haven't seen that episode in a while.

In Squirm, it was when the mother was talking to the daughter and told her that she didn't want her daughter to be "dissapointed if he didn't come" (refering to the guy that was coming to visit the daughter). Mike said "Mother, that's personal". I was laughing so hard for days after that.

[Shaggy]

While I can't remember the lines specifically, Once Upon A Honeymoon has a few innuendo riffs.