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Post by GizmonicInstitute on Feb 2, 2004 12:48:41 GMT -5
What exactly is a dickweed? My husband and I crack up every time it's in an episode. It's definitely an MST word. But what did the glossary define it as? Dickweed-Not a dirty word,but sounds like one. Well,that tells us nothing...
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Post by Rowsdower on Feb 4, 2004 1:21:43 GMT -5
I don't know, but I remember being a kid and "dickweed" was a popular swear/insult. Like "gaylord"!
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Post by Rowsdower on Feb 4, 2004 1:31:06 GMT -5
I just saw the episode where Pearl visits for the first time and they witness the destructive parental neglect that made Dr. F what he is and Gypsy says:
"Now I understand why he's so sick. Boy, I'm tempted to call her something that rhymes with bitch"
"Oh, she said it!"
That joke was so unpredictable it was genius. It took me about 10 minutes to catch my breath.
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Post by mightyjack on Feb 4, 2004 1:37:50 GMT -5
Another from season 10, Merlin. The infertile woman is in the car with her idiot husband, and he asks what the Dr. said...
"He blamed your weiner" - Mike
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Post by Rowsdower on Feb 4, 2004 1:41:34 GMT -5
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Post by Rowsdower on Feb 4, 2004 1:44:54 GMT -5
From the "Once Upon A Honeymoon" short:
When the guy reluctantly sits down at his piano after telling him he has to postpone his honeymoon to finish his jingle:
Crow: Ah, let's see, what rhymes with "blue balls"
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Post by Rowsdower on Feb 4, 2004 1:50:31 GMT -5
actually, soon after that when the wife is on the phone with the woman who was unsatisfied with the piece Mike ads on "Copper-bottom bitch" after she says "bye..."
she then sings in the kitchen, "I wish I had a castle in the sky..." to which Mike replies, "Oh, wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which piles up first..."
not to mention Crow adding "I wish I could have sex with Louis Nye."
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Post by NewGirl731 on Feb 4, 2004 8:37:30 GMT -5
Don't forget the Turd Museum in Citrusville from Wild Rebels. That was pretty funny, but then Joel mentions it in another ep, which was even funnier. In Castle of Fu Manchu, (I mentioned this in another thread), Old Guy #3 rides up on his bike, and Old Guy #2 says "I didn't know you were coming!", and Joel says "I didn't intend to, but these new seat covers..." I thought that was pretty funny. I also have to say I think when Krankor is walking at Mike, and Mike's trying to dodge his uncupped crotch is really funny. And Crow I believe says in Prince of Space "I need (I don't remember what) like I need another one-inch weiner." I guess what makes it quality is that they sprinkle these kinds of things in with so many other references, you're on inundated with it.
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Post by AllUpOns on Feb 4, 2004 10:21:54 GMT -5
From the "Once Upon A Honeymoon" short: When the guy reluctantly sits down at his piano after telling him he has to postpone his honeymoon to finish his jingle: Crow: Ah, let's see, what rhymes with "blue balls" That was friggin hilarious! I enjoyed the line from Deathstalker: Warriors from Hell". When the resurrected dead guys (can't remember their names), were sitting around the fire eating a dead deer. One of them lifts his head quickly to reveal a bunch of white stuff in his beard. One of the bots says. "Guess what I've been doing!" I couldn't believe the inuendo, I also couldn't stop laughing.
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Post by Miss Interoceter on Feb 4, 2004 12:11:54 GMT -5
In Castle of Fu Manchu, (I mentioned this in another thread), Old Guy #3 rides up on his bike, and Old Guy #2 says "I didn't know you were coming!", and Joel says "I didn't intend to, but these new seat covers..." I thought that was pretty funny. Oh, man! I forgot about that! I laughed so hard at that! That was hilarious. That was a pause and call my husband to the tv moment. "You gotta see this!" Love that stuff.
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Post by Blurryeye on Feb 4, 2004 14:20:09 GMT -5
This isn't terribly risque, but definitely naughty: At the end of "Girl in Gold Boots" Critter and his new bride are singing and dancing on the beach. Critter has only a guitar, but when she starts dancing, harmonica music is also heard. Servo - "Honey, way to play the harmonica with your ass!"
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Post by trueschatzi on Feb 4, 2004 16:24:58 GMT -5
I just saw the episode where Pearl visits for the first time and they witness the destructive parental neglect that made Dr. F what he is and Gypsy says: "Now I understand why he's so sick. Boy, I'm tempted to call her something that rhymes with bitch" "Oh, she said it!" That joke was so unpredictable it was genius. It took me about 10 minutes to catch my breath. lol, i just watched Bloodlust last night and was shocked when she actually said bitch! took me really off guard. but it made me laugh for quite a while afterwards. i also was cracking up at the end of the short before the movie. when the car is pulling away from the farm, the kids start waving back to the farm family, then Mike blurts out "So long you cornshucking suckers!" LMAO, i love the way Mike delivers his lines.
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Post by Emperor Cupcake on Feb 4, 2004 21:27:39 GMT -5
This wasn't necessarily something the boys said, but it was in Diabolik, with one of the bad guys on his yacht looking out over the water and saying what sounded like "Is that stud coming?" (they used it as the stinger too). All Crow managed was a very taken aback, "I BEG your pardon?!?"
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Post by Emperor Cupcake on Feb 4, 2004 21:29:59 GMT -5
Oh, and there was a sort of innuendo from Touch of Satan too. The farm dad was pouring some of his moonshine and said it had peanuts in it, but it sounded like he said something else. Crow says, "I really hope he said peanuts."
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Post by civlyzed on Feb 4, 2004 22:42:13 GMT -5
I'm watching Sidehackers now, and I noticed something for the first time...at the beginning, after the lead guy meets J.C., his co-worker asks "Did you invite him up?" and Joel says "sure, I swing", to which Crow replies "both ways?"...I thought that was a little risque for season 2
"Hike, hike, hike...up your pants now...Hike up your pants like mine!"
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