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Post by Rowsdower on Mar 10, 2004 2:57:47 GMT -5
"So, did you enjoy meeting my privates...I MEAN THE GUYS BACK AT THE BASE!"
is pretty damned silly and gratuitous...I like.
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Post by Rowsdower on Mar 10, 2004 3:18:09 GMT -5
the dialogue sets up so many raunchy jokes:
Gen: Did you go inside? Col: Yes, but we didn't get too close. Gen: How far in do you estimate it to be?
Crow: Heeeeyyyy!
Yeah, there are too many in this episode to bother typing them all out.
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Post by Rowsdower on Mar 19, 2004 15:10:26 GMT -5
Ah...from "Keeping Clean and Neat" (the short that accompanies The Sinister Urge);
The narrator has just switched to advice for little girls:
Narrator: Don't go to bed with wet hair.
Crow: Or a first date.
The riff itself isn't shocking on its own, but over the innocent image of a little girl combing her hair it's pretty funny.
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Post by pumaman2 on Mar 20, 2004 17:57:05 GMT -5
I am not sure if this was typed before, but. . . "Whoa! It's the new Speedy Delivery guy and BOY DOES HE HAVE A PACKAGE!!!" -Joel, Cave Dwellers. I love it when Joel does jokes like that. I just watched Terror from the Year 5000 today and Servo says something like, "it's the UPS guy" and Mike says, "but he doesn't have a package."
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Mar 20, 2004 23:48:28 GMT -5
I just watched Terror from the Year 5000 today and Servo says something like, "it's the UPS guy" and Mike says, "but he doesn't have a package." Yes. There seems to be a great number of "package" or "area" jokes on MST3K. They were two in "I accuse my parents"
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Post by Rowsdower on Mar 21, 2004 11:15:23 GMT -5
In Robot Monster (which is rather tame), they managed to squeeze in one naughty line (which I believe were rather rare in Season 1)
when the lab assistant guy offers up a flower to the chick and then throws it away:
Servo: He deflowered her!
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Post by Rowsdower on Mar 22, 2004 16:30:39 GMT -5
Monster A Go Go:
General: I pulled Chris off vacation to come down here with me.
Joel:...and his secretary!
Crow & Servo: Doh!
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Mar 23, 2004 19:32:54 GMT -5
In Robot Monster (which is rather tame), they managed to squeeze in one naughty line (which I believe were rather rare in Season 1) when the lab assistant guy offers up a flower to the chick and then throws it away: Servo: He deflowered her! Uh . . . I don't get it. EXPLAIN!
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Post by Rowsdower on Mar 23, 2004 20:21:13 GMT -5
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Post by Rowsdower on Mar 23, 2004 20:30:35 GMT -5
209 - Hellcats
After Ross Hagen comes back from bedding (or, more approprately, bagging-you see, they were in a sleeping bag and...forget it) the hot redheaded babe, Joel says "My jaw hurts.". Now, I'm not positive I am taking this the right way (it could just be naughty memories) but...well, that's how I took it (this one I am not explaining).
When one of the bikers is chugging beer and the white foam starts pouring out of the sides of his mouth down his face Crow says "I hope that's beer.". I can't think of any other way to take that one.
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Post by Rowsdower on Mar 23, 2004 20:39:06 GMT -5
Almost forgot the chick that's into "safe walking" that's putting on her "jimmy shoes" .
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Mar 23, 2004 20:43:45 GMT -5
Almost forgot the chick that's into "safe walking" that's putting on her "jimmy shoes" . Thank you for explaining the deflower, but I don't get this one. Oh . . . Nevermind. I get it now. I think. Hee.
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Post by Rowsdower on Mar 23, 2004 22:29:12 GMT -5
Well, you see...a Jimmy Hat is a tartan cap and..............her pantyhose looks kinda like a big condom that hasn't been unrolled...
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Post by Wizard on Mar 27, 2004 18:10:56 GMT -5
From 821-Time Chasers
Eddie (Mike) - "Man, I've got shrinkage... Oh, wait... That's normal"
Servo - "If I could only fart, I'd feel better"
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Post by Ator on Mar 27, 2004 18:42:24 GMT -5
From MST3K - The Movie "Ahh, there are TWO Woody's in this scene!" I posted this on Stangnet, if you wanna check it out. My name there is "i4power" forums.stangnet.com/showthread.php?t=434759It's on page 3, or 2, or something like that.
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