The Touch Of Satan Quotes Thread

[Melting Manos]

*To the cow* Why won't you lay any eggs?-Servo

The American Gothic People take revenge-Mike

Grandma Kramer-Servo

I stayed in the tanning booth for a whole decade!-Servo

David Spade as Satan-Mike... Good casting!-Crow

Well he is the master of torture, he would have long credits like this-Mike

Oh no! The credits are gonna unspool backwards now!-Crow

Weren't they concerned with holding an audience back in the 70's?-Crow

He's the best I could do-Crow

*Melinda-Is that your car?* Mind if I skip rocks across it?-Servo

Well, plot's not gonna unfold itself-Mike

So could you tell me how to get your daughter in the sack?-Crow

I sure hope he said peanuts!-Crow

I'll just tell Leatherface you're here-Mike

This is where my tongue lives-Crow

Instant Ball and Chain!-Servo

A signed copy of the Necronomicon-Servo...You guys scare me HA HA HA, Satan-Mike

Did a plucked turkey in a wig just talk to me?-Servo

Front desk? There's a mummy in my room-Mike

He agreed that she asked him?-Crow

Enhance your moody soundtrack music with tiny fart sounds!-Crow

Why do I suddenly feel hungry for CARNATION ICE CREAM!-Crow

She gives him $15.55 so she can get $6.66 in change-Servo

You are so witchist-Mike

You can't use Amazing Grace in a devil movie!-Crow

They should just call Harvey Keitel over to fix things-Servo

They're just pausing out of spite now-Servo

Did all of the actors drink a quart of Robitussin before shooting?-Servo

*Servo sings to the tune of Amazing Grace* Amazing Grace-this song is in-the public domain-that's why we used it twiiiiiice!-Servo

*After Amazing Grace is sung for the third time* Public domain HAHAHA! We don't have to pay anyone!-Servo

Grandma used to work for the L.A.P.D.-Mike

Oh, and uh...Don't join Al Pacino's law firm-Servo

Pretty much a shutout for Satan-Mike

I could have listed many more, but that's enough for now. Just typing all of that has me in awe at how well riffed this episode is!

[hopesfall]

Store Clerk: "2, 3... haha!"

Mike: "And get this! FOUR!"

[Jose BxR]

manos2 said:

I could have listed many more, but that's enough for now...

Good thing, too... otherwise, there'd be no point replying to this thread.

"I sure love the Yelling Channel."

"The grocer's wife died when someone said, 'ZAH!!'; it's not funny."

"You've been hittin' the BOOZE again!"

"Mom looks like Ron Popeil."

"Okay, Crow, I'm putting you on Clu Gulager Alert."

"Odd disturbing score co-written by Mike Post and Igor Stravinsky."

"Harpsichord is really a stupid instrument! ...I'm sorry, I'm in a bad mood."

[bobbygrulz]

"Come sit in the croch! Well... The tree."
"Man, I thought I was an operator!"
"Are we starting over?"
"A vomit stained Mavric was hardly a rarity in those days."
"Tastes vaguely of backsweat"
"Nope, I'm still at large!"
"And an extra dollar for the alien in my head."
*He is caste...* "Out of plastic..."
"Oh, and go Packers! But mostly burn the witch!"
"From the waist down, a woman!"
*sniff sniff "I like to sniff my blinds before I go to bed."
"The editor must have been called out of the room a lot."
"Everybody must be burning their grandma today!"
"See, witches can't pick up flour on their own."
"Nice kid... That bomb should go off any second now."
"Could you not make out with my daughter during breakfast?"
"Can I just take some of these plates? I'm trying to set-up my new apartment."
"Just cram that moldy olive loaf into your loser face!"
"Killer grandma, they have me locked up in a barn... Something's not right here!"
"Now they have him handcuffed to the meatloaf."

Great episode is alls I'll say.

[KGB]

"Is that right? I should check my dictionotomy."

"I hope he said 'peanuts'."

[jjb3k]

Crow seemed to have some of the best riffs in this one.

MELISSA: What is it, father?
CROW: It's people saying 'Burn the witch!' Do you have any deductive reasoning abilities at all?!

CROW: TALK QUICKER!

CROW: Aw, now she's Melissa 'No Sheds' Strickland.

[Don Quixote]

Mike- "Well, cabin 5 isn't on the lake persay..."

[clugulager]

There is no devil "I learned that in community college"

[Veepa]

"I've said 'zah' in better towns than this..."

[Blackmarket Jazz]

If she doesn't like him after a ride in his Maverick she's a total ice princess. - Mike

[Captain Hygiene]

Crow: "I think it's Tony Musante as a kind of hip Satan who solves crimes"

[Blackmarket Jazz]

You're kind of an idiot, aren't you. - Mike

[Hellcat]

I really like this episode too! A feast of great riffs.

"The Touch Of Satan softens your hands while you do the dishes." -- Servo

"You know he's Satan cuz he didn't signal his turn!" -- Mike

"Good night, creepy vacuous girl!" -- Crow

[bobbygrulz]

"I hope the whole movie isn't lit by a hurricane lamp." - Crow

[uruseiranma]

One that I just love-
'Oh great, now we're both in the clutches of the Devil because you wanted 'seconds'- Mike