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Post by Gemini Man on Nov 30, 2007 8:56:28 GMT -5
"We demand that you serve a delicious buffet!" - Overdrawn
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Post by Miss Interoceter on Nov 30, 2007 10:18:28 GMT -5
The thing that suprises me is in Ring of Terror, they really give it to the people in the movie for mercilessly making fun of the fat kids. I have to commend them for not piling on in that one.
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Post by DON3k on Nov 30, 2007 11:23:13 GMT -5
If you squint your eyes, and turn your head sideways, the sidewalk sort of looks like an ice cream sandwich.... - Mitten!
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Post by Bix Dugan on Nov 30, 2007 11:35:50 GMT -5
Laugh now, but when the Big Disaster hits (coming soon) and food supplies are cut off, us fat folks will last weeks longer than the "beautiful people". We shall then feast on their flesh while we rebuild society. So there!
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Post by General Tom Servo on Nov 30, 2007 13:46:20 GMT -5
The end credits for Final Justice, of course!
"He takes a roast and wraps it in bacon. And there's potatoes on the side!"
"Pass the gravy now!"
"You know guys, maybe we should lay off the fat jokes..."
"Yeah, I guess it's really not fair to Joe Don Baker."
"You know, some people just metabolize slower than..."
"MEATBALLS FRIED IN LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!"
"Alright, Servo! Sorry Mike, all bets are off!"
"HE WON'T STOP UNTIL HE EATS IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAL!"
And one from "Future War" I really love: "SAVE THE MEATLOAF!"
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Post by fathermushroom on Nov 30, 2007 14:48:42 GMT -5
The end credits for Final Justice, of course! "He takes a roast and wraps it in bacon. And there's potatoes on the side!" "Pass the gravy now!" "You know guys, maybe we should lay off the fat jokes..." "Yeah, I guess it's really not fair to Joe Don Baker." "You know, some people just metabolize slower than..." "MEATBALLS FRIED IN LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!" "Alright, Servo! Sorry Mike, all bets are off!" That is my all-time favorite Mitchell joke. |
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Post by mrsphyllistorgo on Nov 30, 2007 15:32:25 GMT -5
Let's eat butter, gobs of butter, big handfuls! My business card is made of butter!
Though as a fellow fatty, it does get on my nerves sometimes. I was glad when they finally spoke up for the fat couple in Ring of Terror, and how Rag Doll was proudly part of the swimsuit competition.
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Post by mrsphyllistorgo on Nov 30, 2007 15:35:29 GMT -5
Man, I love butter so much, I posted the same joke twice! That'll learn me to not reread the thread.
BUTTER!
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Post by Cerrita on Nov 30, 2007 15:37:29 GMT -5
Pretty much every Joe Don Baker riff from Mitchell gets me LOL "Stop or my heart'll explode!" All-time favorite riff. |
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Post by Cerrita on Nov 30, 2007 15:47:50 GMT -5
Though as a fellow fatty, it does get on my nerves sometimes. I guarantee I’m bigger than you. But the fat jokes never bothered me, I feel that being a fatty gives me special privilege to laugh at fat characters, as long as I remember to laugh at myself as well. Oh, another couple from Overdrawn- “Sorry, burped up a capon.” “Hang on, I’m passing a ham through my left ventricle.” “One less cake to bake him, twelve less eggs to fry.” |
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Post by Hot*Merging*Action on Nov 30, 2007 18:18:40 GMT -5
The end credits for Final Justice, of course! "He takes a roast and wraps it in bacon. And there's potatoes on the side!" "Pass the gravy now!" "You know guys, maybe we should lay off the fat jokes..." "Yeah, I guess it's really not fair to Joe Don Baker." "You know, some people just metabolize slower than..." "MEATBALLS FRIED IN LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!" "Alright, Servo! Sorry Mike, all bets are off!" That is my all-time favorite Mitchell joke. i'm voting for this as well......"you'd better hiiiiddeee...your luunnchhhh..." Final Justice ROCKSSSSS!! |
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Nov 30, 2007 18:25:18 GMT -5
That's true, the "You'd better hiiiide..." part of the song did lend itself extremely well to riffing.
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Post by braindeadzombie on Nov 30, 2007 20:05:19 GMT -5
For my money, you can't beat beefy, buttery Tor Johnson for fat jokes.
"Even his head has a beer belly."
"I see the belly of the great white one."
"He's framed by the world's largest area."
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Post by jackbauer on Nov 30, 2007 23:35:08 GMT -5
From Invasion Of The Neptune Men:
"It's the Pillsbury Dough Kid!"
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Post by Hugh Beaumont on Dec 1, 2007 1:01:42 GMT -5
Honestly, I've never liked any of the fat jokes. Fat jokes and fart jokes. They're just too stupid and easy, I almost never find them funny.
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