Post by Torgo on Nov 24, 2003 11:55:45 GMT -5
[Mike's apartment]
(Tom is on the couch, reading a prospectus from ConGypsCo, with Crow, who is watching TV. Mike is in the background, cooking in the kitchen.)
Tom: Boy oh boy, this ConGypsCo stock is up! I mean, way up!
Mike: Well, Gypsy did wanna let us in on her public offering, but we said no.
Crow: Well, if you remember, I made a fart noise. She only took it as a no.
Mike: (Walking from the kitchen, with a very large bowl of rice) Well still, it all worked out. I mean, we were very fortunate to walk away from that crash.
Tom: I'll say!
Crow: Oh yeah.
Mike: And, I guess if we were all multi-billionaires, you guys wouldn't have moved in with me.
Crow: True.
Tom: Yeah, that's right. Sweet garden level living; one bedroom, one half bath, and on the bus lines!
Crow: Suh-weet!
Mike: Hey, who's for rice?
Crow: Would you sit down, the movie's about to start!
Tom: C'mere dummy!
(Mike moves around and sits between them on the couch.)
TV Announcer: WTMJ-TV in Milwaukee presents our Saturday Afternoon Movie, The Crawling Eye.
(Camera shot from behind the couch. M&TB are watching the TV. They begin riffing.)
Tom: "The Crawling Eye: The Marty Feldman Story"!
Mike: Oh. Forest Tucker. He's the guy that makes sure the tree's shirt tails are in.
Tom: Oh.
Crow: This movie looks kinda...familiar, doesn't it?
Tom: Hmm...
(Fade.)
(Fade in)
Crow: I'm gonna get a beer. Anybody want a beer?
Mike: Crow, if we wanna get technical here, you're not leagal limit, you're only 10.
Crow: You know Mike, after being on that Satilite for my entire life, I think I deserve to get drunk.
Mike: Can't argue with that logic.
(Crow gets up but in doing so he knocks Mike's rice over right onto Tom)
Tom: ...the hell?
Mike: Great Crow! That was the last of my rice!
Tom: Mike! He spilt it all over me! Don't you have any sympathy for that?!
Mike: All I know is, I gotta go to the store...
(Just then, the wall to Mike's Apartment blows up)
Crow: Huh?
(Through the giant hole in the wall, Joe Don Baker walks through)
Joe Don: Mr. Nelson, surprised to see me?
Mike: Well, no not really. We just spilled some rice, you probably heard it and ran over here to mourn for it's loss.
Crow: HA! Good one Nelson!
Joe Don: Grrrrr...You'll pay for you're heckling us!
Tom: Us?
Mike: Yeah, he probably swallowed somebody on the way here.
Joe Don: You're jokes won't help you now!
(out from behind Joe Don pops Trumpy, Torgo, the Runaway, and Diabolik)
Mike: Uh oh...
Crow: We're in trouble!
(Tom is on the couch, reading a prospectus from ConGypsCo, with Crow, who is watching TV. Mike is in the background, cooking in the kitchen.)
Tom: Boy oh boy, this ConGypsCo stock is up! I mean, way up!
Mike: Well, Gypsy did wanna let us in on her public offering, but we said no.
Crow: Well, if you remember, I made a fart noise. She only took it as a no.
Mike: (Walking from the kitchen, with a very large bowl of rice) Well still, it all worked out. I mean, we were very fortunate to walk away from that crash.
Tom: I'll say!
Crow: Oh yeah.
Mike: And, I guess if we were all multi-billionaires, you guys wouldn't have moved in with me.
Crow: True.
Tom: Yeah, that's right. Sweet garden level living; one bedroom, one half bath, and on the bus lines!
Crow: Suh-weet!
Mike: Hey, who's for rice?
Crow: Would you sit down, the movie's about to start!
Tom: C'mere dummy!
(Mike moves around and sits between them on the couch.)
TV Announcer: WTMJ-TV in Milwaukee presents our Saturday Afternoon Movie, The Crawling Eye.
(Camera shot from behind the couch. M&TB are watching the TV. They begin riffing.)
Tom: "The Crawling Eye: The Marty Feldman Story"!
Mike: Oh. Forest Tucker. He's the guy that makes sure the tree's shirt tails are in.
Tom: Oh.
Crow: This movie looks kinda...familiar, doesn't it?
Tom: Hmm...
(Fade.)
Best Brains presents
A Mr. Peaches production
A Torgo Fan Fiction
The Revenge: A Post-SOL Adventure
Staring:
Michael J. Nelson as Mike Nelson
Bill Corbett as Crow T. Robot
Kevin Murphy as Tom Servo and Cypher
Bridget Jones as Trinity
Beth "Beez" McKeever as Switch
Special Guest Appearance by Trace Beaulieu as Apoc
And Joel Hodgson as Joel Robinson
Written and Directed by Torgo
A Mr. Peaches production
A Torgo Fan Fiction
The Revenge: A Post-SOL Adventure
Staring:
Michael J. Nelson as Mike Nelson
Bill Corbett as Crow T. Robot
Kevin Murphy as Tom Servo and Cypher
Bridget Jones as Trinity
Beth "Beez" McKeever as Switch
Special Guest Appearance by Trace Beaulieu as Apoc
And Joel Hodgson as Joel Robinson
Written and Directed by Torgo
(Fade in)
Crow: I'm gonna get a beer. Anybody want a beer?
Mike: Crow, if we wanna get technical here, you're not leagal limit, you're only 10.
Crow: You know Mike, after being on that Satilite for my entire life, I think I deserve to get drunk.
Mike: Can't argue with that logic.
(Crow gets up but in doing so he knocks Mike's rice over right onto Tom)
Tom: ...the hell?
Mike: Great Crow! That was the last of my rice!
Tom: Mike! He spilt it all over me! Don't you have any sympathy for that?!
Mike: All I know is, I gotta go to the store...
(Just then, the wall to Mike's Apartment blows up)
Crow: Huh?
(Through the giant hole in the wall, Joe Don Baker walks through)
Joe Don: Mr. Nelson, surprised to see me?
Mike: Well, no not really. We just spilled some rice, you probably heard it and ran over here to mourn for it's loss.
Crow: HA! Good one Nelson!
Joe Don: Grrrrr...You'll pay for you're heckling us!
Tom: Us?
Mike: Yeah, he probably swallowed somebody on the way here.
Joe Don: You're jokes won't help you now!
(out from behind Joe Don pops Trumpy, Torgo, the Runaway, and Diabolik)
Mike: Uh oh...
Crow: We're in trouble!
