Post by TheOne19 on Nov 25, 2003 1:28:06 GMT -5
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A little exerpt from something I've been working on...
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(SOL Bridge, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, Theater Door, Theater)
(Mike sets Servo down while he and Crow take their seats.)
>STAR WARS – EPISODE II: ATTACK OF THE CLONES
>Written by: George Lucas
CROW: And it only took him one whole weekend thanks to a bag of the best crank in town!
>Screenplay by: George Lucas and Jonathan Hales
>
>
>
>EXT. SPAVE
SERVO: "Spave"! The low-fat, tofu version of Spam?
>A vast sea of stars serves as a backdrop for the Main Title, following by a
>roll up,
MIKE: (Cheech voice) “Roll it up, homes.” (inhales)
>which crawls into infinity.
CROW: Much like a Kubrick film.
> "There is unrest in the Galactic Senate
> Several hundred solar systems under
> the leadership of the rebel leader, Count
> Dooku, have declared their intentions to
> secede from the Republic.
SERVO: Well I hope Dooku soon declared *his* intentions for a name change. Sheesh.
> This separatist movement has made it
> difficult for the limited number of
> Jedi Knights to maintain peace and
> order in the galaxy.
CROW: (southern voice) "Ain't gonna be any unruly folks in MY galaxy, I tell ya whut!"
> Senator Amidala, the former Queen of
> Naboo, is returning to Coruscant
> to vote on the critical issue
> of creating an army to assist the
> overwhelmed Jedi."
MIKE: A republic of thousands of planets and they're just NOW creating an army?
>PAN UP to reveal the amber city planet of Coruscant. A yellow Naboo Fighter
>flies OVER CAMERA toward the planet, followed by a large Royal Cruiser and two
>more Fighters.
CROW: Yep, that’s *very* inconspicuous. Now they just
need a big neon sign that flashes "VERY IMPORTANT DIPLOMAT"
and they're all set.
>EXT. CITYSCAPE, CORUSCANT - DAWN
>The ships skim across the surface of the city landscape. The sun glints off the
>chrome hulls of the sleek Naboo spacecraft as they navigate between the
>buildings of the capital planet.
MIKE: Living there must be like living near the airport.
>EXT. CORUSCANT, LANDING PLATFORM - DAWN
>Two Naboo Fighters land on one leaf of a three-leaf-clover landing platform.
SERVO: The four-leaf-clover platform was being used for St. Patrick's Day festivities.
MIKE: Mmmm...green beer...
>The Royal Starship lands on the central lead, and the third Fighter lands on
>the remaining platform.
>
>A small GROUP OF DIGNITARIES waits to welcome the Senator. One of the members
>of the group is a well-dressed JAR JAR BINKS,
CROW: (Jar Jar voice) "Meesa gotta gude tailor now, okie day?"
>a member of the Galactic Representative Commission, and DORME, Senator
>Amidala's handmaiden.
MIKE: ...and illegitimate sister.
>One of the FIGHTER PILOTS jumps from the wing of his ship and removes his
>helmet. He is CAPTAIN TYPHO, SENATOR AMIDALA'S Security Officer.
SERVO: “Typho”? Where did George get *his* name? An Anime?
>He moves over to a WOMAN PILOT.
MIKE: (Typho voice) "So you come here often?"
> CAPTAIN TYPHO:
> We made it. I guess I was wrong,
> there was no danger at all.
CROW: (Woman Pilot voice) “Geez, knock on wood, you twit.”
>The ramp lowers. TWO NABOO GUARDS appear. SENATOR AMIDALA, ONE HANDMAIDEN
>(VERSE) and FOUR TROOPERS descend the ramp. AMIDALA is more beautiful now than
>she was ten years earlier when, as Queen, she was freeing her people from the
>yoke of the Trade Federation.
MIKE: (sarcastic) Uh huh. Yeah, she was *really* unappealing in the last movie.
SERVO: So she went from Queen of an entire planet to a lowly Senator? Must have been a scandal of “Clintonian” proportions.
>The DIGNITARIES start to move forward. SENATOR AMIDALA reaches the foot of the
>ramp, when suddenly there is a blinding FLASH and a huge EXPLOSION.
MIKE: (George Lucas voice) “Two minutes in and no ILM-enhanced explosions? Not in MY prequel!”
>The DIGNITARIES and PILOTS are hurled to the ground as the starship is
>destroyed.
CROW: (Typho voice) "I'm sorry, what was I saying before about danger?"
>Klaxons blare, alarms sound! CAPTAIN TYPHO and the TWO ESCORT PILOTS get up and
>run to where SENATOR AMIDALA lies dying. Beyond, ARTOO DETOO drops down from
>the Naboo Fighter and rolls toward the wreckage.
SERVO: (squeaky Artoo voice) “C’mon, everyone! I’ve got the marshmallows! Hee hee!”#nosmileys#nosmileys#nosmileys#nosmileys
A little exerpt from something I've been working on...
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(SOL Bridge, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, Theater Door, Theater)
(Mike sets Servo down while he and Crow take their seats.)
>STAR WARS – EPISODE II: ATTACK OF THE CLONES
>Written by: George Lucas
CROW: And it only took him one whole weekend thanks to a bag of the best crank in town!
>Screenplay by: George Lucas and Jonathan Hales
>
>
>
>EXT. SPAVE
SERVO: "Spave"! The low-fat, tofu version of Spam?
>A vast sea of stars serves as a backdrop for the Main Title, following by a
>roll up,
MIKE: (Cheech voice) “Roll it up, homes.” (inhales)
>which crawls into infinity.
CROW: Much like a Kubrick film.
> "There is unrest in the Galactic Senate
> Several hundred solar systems under
> the leadership of the rebel leader, Count
> Dooku, have declared their intentions to
> secede from the Republic.
SERVO: Well I hope Dooku soon declared *his* intentions for a name change. Sheesh.
> This separatist movement has made it
> difficult for the limited number of
> Jedi Knights to maintain peace and
> order in the galaxy.
CROW: (southern voice) "Ain't gonna be any unruly folks in MY galaxy, I tell ya whut!"
> Senator Amidala, the former Queen of
> Naboo, is returning to Coruscant
> to vote on the critical issue
> of creating an army to assist the
> overwhelmed Jedi."
MIKE: A republic of thousands of planets and they're just NOW creating an army?
>PAN UP to reveal the amber city planet of Coruscant. A yellow Naboo Fighter
>flies OVER CAMERA toward the planet, followed by a large Royal Cruiser and two
>more Fighters.
CROW: Yep, that’s *very* inconspicuous. Now they just
need a big neon sign that flashes "VERY IMPORTANT DIPLOMAT"
and they're all set.
>EXT. CITYSCAPE, CORUSCANT - DAWN
>The ships skim across the surface of the city landscape. The sun glints off the
>chrome hulls of the sleek Naboo spacecraft as they navigate between the
>buildings of the capital planet.
MIKE: Living there must be like living near the airport.
>EXT. CORUSCANT, LANDING PLATFORM - DAWN
>Two Naboo Fighters land on one leaf of a three-leaf-clover landing platform.
SERVO: The four-leaf-clover platform was being used for St. Patrick's Day festivities.
MIKE: Mmmm...green beer...
>The Royal Starship lands on the central lead, and the third Fighter lands on
>the remaining platform.
>
>A small GROUP OF DIGNITARIES waits to welcome the Senator. One of the members
>of the group is a well-dressed JAR JAR BINKS,
CROW: (Jar Jar voice) "Meesa gotta gude tailor now, okie day?"
>a member of the Galactic Representative Commission, and DORME, Senator
>Amidala's handmaiden.
MIKE: ...and illegitimate sister.
>One of the FIGHTER PILOTS jumps from the wing of his ship and removes his
>helmet. He is CAPTAIN TYPHO, SENATOR AMIDALA'S Security Officer.
SERVO: “Typho”? Where did George get *his* name? An Anime?
>He moves over to a WOMAN PILOT.
MIKE: (Typho voice) "So you come here often?"
> CAPTAIN TYPHO:
> We made it. I guess I was wrong,
> there was no danger at all.
CROW: (Woman Pilot voice) “Geez, knock on wood, you twit.”
>The ramp lowers. TWO NABOO GUARDS appear. SENATOR AMIDALA, ONE HANDMAIDEN
>(VERSE) and FOUR TROOPERS descend the ramp. AMIDALA is more beautiful now than
>she was ten years earlier when, as Queen, she was freeing her people from the
>yoke of the Trade Federation.
MIKE: (sarcastic) Uh huh. Yeah, she was *really* unappealing in the last movie.
SERVO: So she went from Queen of an entire planet to a lowly Senator? Must have been a scandal of “Clintonian” proportions.
>The DIGNITARIES start to move forward. SENATOR AMIDALA reaches the foot of the
>ramp, when suddenly there is a blinding FLASH and a huge EXPLOSION.
MIKE: (George Lucas voice) “Two minutes in and no ILM-enhanced explosions? Not in MY prequel!”
>The DIGNITARIES and PILOTS are hurled to the ground as the starship is
>destroyed.
CROW: (Typho voice) "I'm sorry, what was I saying before about danger?"
>Klaxons blare, alarms sound! CAPTAIN TYPHO and the TWO ESCORT PILOTS get up and
>run to where SENATOR AMIDALA lies dying. Beyond, ARTOO DETOO drops down from
>the Naboo Fighter and rolls toward the wreckage.
SERVO: (squeaky Artoo voice) “C’mon, everyone! I’ve got the marshmallows! Hee hee!”#nosmileys#nosmileys#nosmileys#nosmileys