Post by Torgo on Jan 22, 2004 1:54:32 GMT -5
Tom: You know, you could slow down, maybe...
Trinity: Yeah, and let the Super Steroid Brothers catch up? Fat chance.
Tom: How could they possibly catch up? We're driving a car!
Trinity: Look out the back, bubbletop.
(Tom turns around and sees Hercules driving a car behind them with Ator in passenger's seat)
Tom: Since when does Hercules have a driver's license?
Lobo: Lobo need potty break.
Morpheus: (while loading a gun) You should have thought of that before we left.
(Morpheus climbs out of the car's window and starts shooting the car behind them. Just then a car drives next to the other car. Three Agents are inside. One of them is Agent Diesel, the other two, Agent Mary Kate Olsen and Agent Ashley Olsen)
Agent Olsen: We have them now.
Agent Olsen: One of the Anomalies is absent.
Agent Diesel: Good. Pull to the side.
(they pull their car to the side of the car containing our heroes. Agent Diesel climbs out the window and jumps from his car to the next, landing right on top of the hood)
Trinity: Sh*t! Hold on!
(Trinity slams on the breaks, the car screeches to a halt and the car behind them crashes straight into them, sending Agent Diesel flying in the air. Agent Olsen and Agent Olsen drive off. Our heroes all get out of their trashed car, alive of course, but then so do Ator and Hercules. And Agent Diesel behind them, getting up)
Joel: Crow, Servo. Take Lobo and get out of here.
Crow: That's the smartest thing I've heard all day.
Tom: Don't have to tell me twice.
(Crow grabs Lobo by the arm and all three run. But Joel, Morpheus, and Trinity are being surounded by Ator, Hercules, and Agent Diesel.
Morpheus approaches Ator. Ator pulls his two swords and starts swinging them wildly. Morpheus dodges each swing, grabs Ator's wrist and knocks one of his swords out of his hand. Morpheus picks it up and they start dueling.
Trinity takes on Hercules. Hercules take slow hard punches that Trinity keeps avoiding and Trinity uses fast kung fu that has little effect on him.
That leaves Joel with Agent Diesel. They fight fast and furiously, no pun intended.................OK maybe a little. Neither Joel or Agent Diesel notice Agent Sandler sneaking up behind them. Agent Sandler slams his hand into Agent Diesel's back, turning him into another Agent Sandler)
Agent Sandler: Mistah Robinson. We meet again. I'm a little dissapointed. I was hoping Mistah Nelson would be here with you.
(Everyone stops fighting and stares at Agent Sandler)
Joel: Sandler. What are you doing here?
Agent Sandler: Do you even have to ask anymore?
(the two Agent Sandlers approach Ator and Hercules and slam their hands into their chests, turning them into Agent Sandler clones)
Trinity: Holy sh*t.
Agent Sandler: Four against three. You think you can keep us off without the help of Mistah Nelson?
Joel: Let's find out.
(Joel, Morpheus, and Trinity all get into fighting positions when something zooms by. It's Mike! And he's flying! He grabs Trinity and Joel by the back of their leather jackets and flies off)
Trinity: ...the hell? You left Morpheus behind!
Mike: I only got two hands!
Joel: You do realize that I can fly too, right?
Mike: Oh yeah, that's right.
(Mike let's go of Joel and Joel heads back for Morpheus)
Morpheus: ...the hell? You left me behind, you bastards!
Agent Sandler: Oh well. If we can't have them, we'll have you.
(an Agent Sandler approaches Morpheus just as Joel drops down from the sky, grabs Morpheus and flies off)
Morpheus: About damn time. Now we gotta find those robots...
Trinity: Yeah, and let the Super Steroid Brothers catch up? Fat chance.
Tom: How could they possibly catch up? We're driving a car!
Trinity: Look out the back, bubbletop.
(Tom turns around and sees Hercules driving a car behind them with Ator in passenger's seat)
Tom: Since when does Hercules have a driver's license?
Lobo: Lobo need potty break.
Morpheus: (while loading a gun) You should have thought of that before we left.
(Morpheus climbs out of the car's window and starts shooting the car behind them. Just then a car drives next to the other car. Three Agents are inside. One of them is Agent Diesel, the other two, Agent Mary Kate Olsen and Agent Ashley Olsen)
Agent Olsen: We have them now.
Agent Olsen: One of the Anomalies is absent.
Agent Diesel: Good. Pull to the side.
(they pull their car to the side of the car containing our heroes. Agent Diesel climbs out the window and jumps from his car to the next, landing right on top of the hood)
Trinity: Sh*t! Hold on!
(Trinity slams on the breaks, the car screeches to a halt and the car behind them crashes straight into them, sending Agent Diesel flying in the air. Agent Olsen and Agent Olsen drive off. Our heroes all get out of their trashed car, alive of course, but then so do Ator and Hercules. And Agent Diesel behind them, getting up)
Joel: Crow, Servo. Take Lobo and get out of here.
Crow: That's the smartest thing I've heard all day.
Tom: Don't have to tell me twice.
(Crow grabs Lobo by the arm and all three run. But Joel, Morpheus, and Trinity are being surounded by Ator, Hercules, and Agent Diesel.
Morpheus approaches Ator. Ator pulls his two swords and starts swinging them wildly. Morpheus dodges each swing, grabs Ator's wrist and knocks one of his swords out of his hand. Morpheus picks it up and they start dueling.
Trinity takes on Hercules. Hercules take slow hard punches that Trinity keeps avoiding and Trinity uses fast kung fu that has little effect on him.
That leaves Joel with Agent Diesel. They fight fast and furiously, no pun intended.................OK maybe a little. Neither Joel or Agent Diesel notice Agent Sandler sneaking up behind them. Agent Sandler slams his hand into Agent Diesel's back, turning him into another Agent Sandler)
Agent Sandler: Mistah Robinson. We meet again. I'm a little dissapointed. I was hoping Mistah Nelson would be here with you.
(Everyone stops fighting and stares at Agent Sandler)
Joel: Sandler. What are you doing here?
Agent Sandler: Do you even have to ask anymore?
(the two Agent Sandlers approach Ator and Hercules and slam their hands into their chests, turning them into Agent Sandler clones)
Trinity: Holy sh*t.
Agent Sandler: Four against three. You think you can keep us off without the help of Mistah Nelson?
Joel: Let's find out.
(Joel, Morpheus, and Trinity all get into fighting positions when something zooms by. It's Mike! And he's flying! He grabs Trinity and Joel by the back of their leather jackets and flies off)
Trinity: ...the hell? You left Morpheus behind!
Mike: I only got two hands!
Joel: You do realize that I can fly too, right?
Mike: Oh yeah, that's right.
(Mike let's go of Joel and Joel heads back for Morpheus)
Morpheus: ...the hell? You left me behind, you bastards!
Agent Sandler: Oh well. If we can't have them, we'll have you.
(an Agent Sandler approaches Morpheus just as Joel drops down from the sky, grabs Morpheus and flies off)
Morpheus: About damn time. Now we gotta find those robots...