Post by Bart Fargo on Jan 22, 2004 18:32:47 GMT -5
Please bear with me as this is a 2 a.m. idea. I hope it turned out well, but if it didn't, I'm sorry...
Joel teaches the alphabet
Done with apologies to Sesame Street
(Scene: A school. In one seat there is a cute-as-a-button little girl, about 6 or so. She is dressed in a pink dress and has her blonde hair in pigtails. Sitting at the teacher’s desk is Joel.)
Joel: Hi and welcome to this mentoring project. You may call me Mr. Robinson. I’m here to teach you the alphabet. Are you ready now?
Kimmy: Yea. (giggles.)
Joel: All right, let’s start. A-B-C-D-E-F-
Kimmy (interrupts): Torgo!
(Joel stops, and looks confused.)
Joel: Torgo?
Kimmy: Torgo! (giggles)
Joel: I’m afraid to ask how you know about Torgo.
(Kimmy continues to giggle.)
Joel: Let’s try this again. A-B-C-D-E-F-
Kimmy (interrupts again): Torgo! (giggles.)
Joel: Kimmy, Torgo isn’t a letter of the alphabet. Torgo is an actor in a very bad movie.
Kimmy (giggles): Torgo!
Joel (somewhat frustrated): Kimmy, let me run through the letters of the alphabet, and this time, don’t interrupt me, okay?
Kimmy: Okay.
Joel: Good. A-B-C-E-D-F-G-H-I-J-K-
Kimmy (interrupts again): Torgo!
Joel: No Kimmy. Torgo is not a letter of the alphabet. Just let me run through the letters and don’t say anything, all right?
Kimmy: Okay.
Joel: A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P-Q-R-S-T-
Kimmy (interrupts once again): Torgo!
Joel: Well, if you’re the typical kid, it’s no wonder education is bad. I give up, Kimmy.
Kimmy: Alphabet!
(Joel merely walks off.)
Joel: Now I see why teachers want hazard pay. I say give it to them.
--End--
Joel teaches the alphabet
Done with apologies to Sesame Street
(Scene: A school. In one seat there is a cute-as-a-button little girl, about 6 or so. She is dressed in a pink dress and has her blonde hair in pigtails. Sitting at the teacher’s desk is Joel.)
Joel: Hi and welcome to this mentoring project. You may call me Mr. Robinson. I’m here to teach you the alphabet. Are you ready now?
Kimmy: Yea. (giggles.)
Joel: All right, let’s start. A-B-C-D-E-F-
Kimmy (interrupts): Torgo!
(Joel stops, and looks confused.)
Joel: Torgo?
Kimmy: Torgo! (giggles)
Joel: I’m afraid to ask how you know about Torgo.
(Kimmy continues to giggle.)
Joel: Let’s try this again. A-B-C-D-E-F-
Kimmy (interrupts again): Torgo! (giggles.)
Joel: Kimmy, Torgo isn’t a letter of the alphabet. Torgo is an actor in a very bad movie.
Kimmy (giggles): Torgo!
Joel (somewhat frustrated): Kimmy, let me run through the letters of the alphabet, and this time, don’t interrupt me, okay?
Kimmy: Okay.
Joel: Good. A-B-C-E-D-F-G-H-I-J-K-
Kimmy (interrupts again): Torgo!
Joel: No Kimmy. Torgo is not a letter of the alphabet. Just let me run through the letters and don’t say anything, all right?
Kimmy: Okay.
Joel: A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P-Q-R-S-T-
Kimmy (interrupts once again): Torgo!
Joel: Well, if you’re the typical kid, it’s no wonder education is bad. I give up, Kimmy.
Kimmy: Alphabet!
(Joel merely walks off.)
Joel: Now I see why teachers want hazard pay. I say give it to them.
--End--