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Post by callipygias on Jul 11, 2007 15:43:35 GMT -5
The Mastication of Cousin Dan
Be ye bread or be ye ham, Be ye, perhaps, a cube of spam No nobler end might you envision Than to be set 'pon Dan's tray of television
Thereupon to wait impatiently Such a fate you never dared hope to see: Yon glorious and slobbering orifice, Coarse of pelage, inexhaustible, soundfully furious.
With piston-like precision, with hammer/anvil strength, Maxilla meets mandible, then re-expands its length. Upon each thoughtful sporking 300 mastications ride, Unto the Throne of Plenty* each biteful eventually slides.
Other memories evoke When Cousin Dan is of bespoke, Yet none so strongly do I hold As the chomp of which I've told.
And what of Cousin Billy? His glistening countenance seems silly, Yet upon such viscous brow The Gods a thunder did endow.
Even from this visaged animosity, Gleaming with said viscosity, Comes, too, a wildly romantic dream, Comes, too, a womany, womany scream.
And where have our heroes gone, Those glorious fellows of this song? It seems their end was not so proud, A spider's bottom crapped them out.
*Thunderbucket
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Post by ciredark on Feb 16, 2008 15:59:39 GMT -5
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Post by Queen Shadowrama on Feb 16, 2008 20:09:54 GMT -5
*sniff* That was beautiful...
;D
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Post by General Tom Servo on Feb 17, 2008 15:35:59 GMT -5
ROTFLAMO!
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Post by skullhappy on Mar 17, 2008 11:15:22 GMT -5
I awake in a dream Roaming the netherworlds Lost and alone.
Come to me As I slice my veins Come to me And stitch my wounds Come to me To watch my blood drip Come to me Before my veins run dry Like a riverbed No one visits anymore.
Can you see The crimson snow As I lie still And slowly stop breathing.
---Skullhappy
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Post by KyrieEleison on Mar 18, 2008 13:56:07 GMT -5
The axe is coming I can feel it Cutting through My goals, my dreams, my life
The crimson spatters It is everywhere Words fail to express My despair, my loss, my pain
Anne Boleyn lost her head because of love For what reason, then, must I lose mine?
---Kyrie, based on feeling emo about a paper I had to write. The whole thing is one extended metaphor about writing a paper, having it suck, failing the class and having everything fall apart because of one paper. I'm strangely proud of this, one of the least likely things anyone I know would expect me to write.
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Post by skullhappy on Mar 19, 2008 14:21:51 GMT -5
whoo, two happy poems in a row....now I'm even more depressed...
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Post by callipygias on Mar 19, 2008 15:17:05 GMT -5
There. Now put forth a happy poem and be happy again, Skullhappy!
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