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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Feb 7, 2004 19:39:08 GMT -5
To Tranq:
BECAUSE THEY BOTH ARE STAINED WITH BLOOD FROM YOU KILLING THOSE PROSTITUES WITH JACK THE RIPPER BACK IN THE 1800'S!!!!
Now, if you want a less disturbing and chronologically correct answer, I request that you do not ask that question again and just tell me the most likely unfunny answer.
NEXT QUESTION(S)!!!!
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Feb 7, 2004 20:15:32 GMT -5
To Tranq: BECAUSE THEY BOTH ARE STAINED WITH BLOOD FROM YOU KILLING THOSE PROSTITUES WITH JACK THE RIPPER BACK IN THE 1800'S!!!! Now, if you want a less disturbing and chronologically correct answer, I request that you do not ask that question again and just tell me the most likely unfunny answer. NEXT QUESTION(S)!!!! See, I told ya!!! |
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Post by Mister Wilbur on Feb 8, 2004 14:08:07 GMT -5
Where did all these babies come from? And what are they doing in my room?
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Post by Tranq on Feb 9, 2004 11:58:44 GMT -5
Why does it hurt when I pee?
Should I eat the yellow snow?
Am I dumb all over, a little ugly on the side?
(the answer to my silly riddle was "Because Poe wrote on both")
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Feb 9, 2004 17:20:08 GMT -5
Mr_W:
1. Those babies come from a planet. They are actually aliens. They got stuck on this planet when people at a hospital mistaked them for babies.
2. They want to use your spaceship to escape the planet earth.
Tranq:
1. Because you have a urinary infection. Drink cranberry juice and go to the doctor.
2. No, but urine is sterile, you know. You can drink it.
3. No, you are ugly all over, with a little dumb on the side. To Paris Hilton.
NEXT QUESTION(S)!!!!
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Post by Mister Wilbur on Feb 9, 2004 19:01:01 GMT -5
Why is there this guy that looks like Dr. Forrester standing behind me with a frying pan?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Feb 9, 2004 20:23:22 GMT -5
What time is it?
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Feb 13, 2004 15:46:35 GMT -5
MISS CHLOE COMES BACK FROM THE GRAVE!!!! Why is there this guy that looks like Dr. Forrester standing behind me with a frying pan? Dr. Forrester wants you to be in the new MST3K. You must sacrifce yourself to give joy to others. Phantomengineer: 3:43 PM, eastern time. NEXT QUESTIONS!!!!! |
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Feb 13, 2004 18:23:25 GMT -5
Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care?
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Feb 14, 2004 14:33:51 GMT -5
Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care? 1. Yep. Look all around you. Everyone knows what time it is. 2. No, except for that guy that asks you. NEXT QUESTION(S)!!!!! (MAKE 'EM INTERESTING!!) |
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Post by nightfalcawk on Feb 14, 2004 14:58:16 GMT -5
Am I Turok?  |
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Feb 14, 2004 15:00:39 GMT -5
Unless that is you in the picture, I don't believe so. Why don't you send a picture of yourself here and I can determine?
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Post by nightfalcawk on Feb 14, 2004 15:02:01 GMT -5
Did you ever play Turok, Dinosaur Hunter?
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Feb 14, 2004 15:03:12 GMT -5
Did you ever play Turok, Dinosaur Hunter? No. Video games are for NORMAL PEOPLE!!!! NEXT QUESTION(S)!!!! |
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Post by nightfalcawk on Feb 14, 2004 15:03:57 GMT -5
He is Turok (Neil Turok)  |
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