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Post by Mr. Atari on Jan 21, 2004 13:00:16 GMT -5
I have two questions:
1- Did Adam and Eve have navels?
2- Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10 but hot dog buns come in packages of 8?
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Post by Tranq on Jan 21, 2004 13:05:54 GMT -5
Should I cut my hair?
Why do pretzels smell like feet?
Or is it that feet smell like pretzels?
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Post by Torgo on Jan 21, 2004 13:08:52 GMT -5
Can you smell what the Rock is cooking?
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Post by nightfalcawk on Jan 21, 2004 14:59:13 GMT -5
Can you buy me snearkers made from the flesh of the living?
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Jan 21, 2004 16:52:52 GMT -5
Phantomengineer:
1. No, it is in a volcano. Many people have tried to get it, but all have failed.
VanHagar: An platypus that sneaked on to the set. It was an intern's platypus. Either that or it was the ghost of Beethoven.
Answers soon.
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Jan 21, 2004 17:07:23 GMT -5
sampo:
1. Nope, because Eve having an umbilacal cord was a mistake. The cord was originally supposed to be extra intestine.
2. So you can buy more unecessary hot dog buns. But here is a way to beat the system: Buy five hot dog bun packages and four hots dog packages.
Tranq:
1. No. Wear it long, baby.
2. They don't. it is just that your feet smell like pretzels. A easy solution to this would to take a shower and clean your feet very well.
3. No. Just yours. All of our feet have an unique sweat smell. Mine's is rotting flesh.
Torgo:
1. No. But I know it is spaghetti and meatballs, with rich tomato sauce and parmesan cheese.
Nightfalcawk:
1. No. It is illegal to go on to the planet Protozon with out a old New Jersey license. And I don't even live in New Jersey.
NEXT QUESTION(S)!!!!
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Jan 21, 2004 17:58:30 GMT -5
Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Jan 21, 2004 17:59:45 GMT -5
Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks? SHAFT!!!! Duh. . . NEXT QUESTION(S)!!!! |
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Jan 21, 2004 18:01:27 GMT -5
You're damn right
Who is the man that would risk his neck for his brother man?
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Jan 21, 2004 18:03:39 GMT -5
Can ya dig it?
Who's the cat that won't cop out
when there's danger all about?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jan 21, 2004 18:13:33 GMT -5
John Shaft!
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Jan 21, 2004 18:32:27 GMT -5
Right on
You see this cat Shaft is a bad mother--
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Post by Torgo on Jan 21, 2004 18:44:59 GMT -5
Shut yo' mouth!
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jan 21, 2004 18:50:01 GMT -5
I'm just talkin' about Shaft.
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Post by Mr. Atari on Jan 21, 2004 20:20:27 GMT -5
Then I can dig it.
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