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Post by nightfalcawk on Mar 14, 2004 21:32:32 GMT -5
 This girl seems to be having fun. Never mind she has shrunk to the size of a grape, has a nose the length of her arm, and is riding a impossiblly stacked pile of zucchinis with an absurd velocity. Tell me again, how she is having fun? |
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Post by nightfalcawk on Mar 14, 2004 21:35:33 GMT -5
 Rarely do I see cartoons as disturbing and confusing as this. How come someone jammed two zucchinis up his nose and peirced them with American flags? |
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Post by nightfalcawk on Mar 14, 2004 21:37:17 GMT -5
 And N is for nightmares. This one is right up there in scaryness with this:  |
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Post by nightfalcawk on Mar 14, 2004 21:43:35 GMT -5
 Who owns an all zucchini store? Girl to Mom: But Mom it's my life's dream! Mom taking out a pile of hundreds: Here, take this money and flush it down the toilet and get a job at McDonalds. Save us all time |
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Post by nightfalcawk on Mar 14, 2004 21:47:22 GMT -5
 More pictures of tiny, grape-sized people on top of zucchinis. Will people never tire of it? So far all the tiny people on zucchini photos are German. Are all you Germans freakishly tiny and like to stand on top of zucchinis? If so, then why did we have any trouble defeating Germany in the Second World War? |
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Post by radagast on Mar 14, 2004 21:57:45 GMT -5
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Post by nightfalcawk on Mar 14, 2004 21:58:20 GMT -5
 A busty witch asking if "I would like a ride?" Let's weigh the pros and cons: Pro: figure it out. Con: Satan will own my soul forever. Pro: She's purty. Con: I will cast into eternal hellfire. Pro: She's purty. Well, 3 Pros, 2 Cons. Wait for me! |
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Post by nightfalcawk on Mar 15, 2004 16:28:48 GMT -5
 They all told me I was mad when I said I could create a race of super-pickles! They all laughed! But l'll show them! I'll show them all! HAHAHAHAHAHAH! |
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Post by nightfalcawk on Mar 15, 2004 16:31:21 GMT -5
 It's a zucchini throw pillow from Giant Spider Invasion! |
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Post by nightfalcawk on Mar 15, 2004 16:34:34 GMT -5
 So why is this child really tiny and standing next to and about to be crushed by a giant pickle? Remember, it's the job of Nightfalcawk inc. to bring you as many small people standing on or near fruit pictures as possible. |
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Post by nightfalcawk on Mar 15, 2004 16:36:29 GMT -5
 Ahhh, yes. Truly pickles are the noblest of all fruit. |
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Post by nightfalcawk on Mar 15, 2004 16:43:31 GMT -5
 No way is it cooler than me, 'cause I am the North Wind! And apperently this card is adressed to Joe, his Sex Slave, and his demonic hand puppet. |
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Mar 15, 2004 18:20:10 GMT -5
Stop making me laugh so much, you evil! Is that a guy having a seizure or something? Like your Simpsons? |
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Post by nightfalcawk on Mar 15, 2004 18:30:35 GMT -5
Stop making me laugh so much, you evil! Is that a guy having a seizure or something? Like your Simpsons? Who is that kid anyway? Chris Farley? |
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Post by nightfalcawk on Mar 16, 2004 20:34:44 GMT -5
 A little known fact: Tolkien created another less famous book called "Lord of the Goats." Can someone tell me why the Goat is dressed like Frodo? |
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