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Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 22, 2004 21:21:21 GMT -5
I wanted to be a superstring theorist but my personality was one-dimensional.
(If you understand string theory, this is funny.)
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Apr 22, 2004 21:36:52 GMT -5
I wanted to be a supersting theorist but my personality was one-dimensional. (If you understand string theory, this is funny.) It's freakin' hilarious. |
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Post by otrfan on Apr 22, 2004 21:45:19 GMT -5
I wanted to be a occupation, but I comparison to failure.
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Post by Ator on Apr 24, 2004 4:08:18 GMT -5
I wanted to sell windows, but that dream shattered quickly.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Apr 24, 2004 9:23:40 GMT -5
In my younger days I wanted to design and build the ultimate hookah. But that was just a pipe dream.
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yousonuva
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Post by yousonuva on Apr 25, 2004 12:11:13 GMT -5
I did the Dentist speil but pulling teeth is like pulling teeth.
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Post by Gemini Man on Apr 26, 2004 15:56:07 GMT -5
I wanted to be a geometry teacher, but my plans went off on a tangent.
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Post by Gemini Man on Apr 26, 2004 15:59:50 GMT -5
Wanted to be a mexican chef, but didn't have the cahones to go for it.
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Post by otrfan on Apr 26, 2004 19:15:56 GMT -5
I had an oppportunity to be a nudist, but I just barely missed it.
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Post by Ator on Apr 26, 2004 19:58:51 GMT -5
I auditioned for Smokey, but my performance was un-BEAR-able.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Apr 26, 2004 20:01:25 GMT -5
I auditioned for Smokey, but my performance was un-BEAR-able. OK, that's the worst one yet. |
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Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 26, 2004 20:02:27 GMT -5
OK, that's the worst one yet. YES! My string theory one is NOT the worst! |
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Post by yousonuva on Sept 1, 2005 12:55:10 GMT -5
I used to work the nail gun for the construction of a skyscraper...the work was riveting.
(bumped this cause it's worth it. laughed mao)
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Post by Ratso on Sept 1, 2005 13:37:18 GMT -5
I wanted to be a vacuum but my boss told me I sucked.
I wanted to be a pencil but I could never get to the point!
One day I thought I was a duck! I must have gone quackers!!
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Post by Ratso on Sept 1, 2005 13:43:56 GMT -5
One day I tried to fix the tv...but I just got turned on.
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