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Post by Phantom Engineer on Apr 24, 2004 18:16:25 GMT -5
I just checked my cupboard and I'm out of salt. No sodium! I'm quite sure the Horror of Party Beach monsters are preparing an attack. Just pray I survive until tomorrow when I can go to the supermarket. I'm scared, really scared!
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Apr 24, 2004 18:19:40 GMT -5
Doesn't sweat contain sodium? I would check under my armpits. Whatever may occur, stay alive!
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Post by TomServo69 on Apr 24, 2004 18:45:42 GMT -5
I just checked my cupboard and I'm out of salt. No sodium! I'm quite sure the Horror of Party Beach monsters are preparing an attack. Just pray I survive until tomorrow when I can go to the supermarket. I'm scared, really scared! Come on Phantom, I know you've got some Hormel Chili or some Dinty Moore or something laying around in the cupboard. Servo |
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Apr 24, 2004 18:51:34 GMT -5
Come on Phantom, I know you've got some Hormel Chili or some Dinty Moore or something laying around in the cupboard. Servo How dare you sir! Don't make light of this serious situation. It takes PURE sodium. My life is in danger and you jest. |
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Apr 24, 2004 19:02:11 GMT -5
Let me sing you a little melody that will make you forget all you sodium troubles.
HIT IT!
Sodium!
Sodium!
Sodium!
Sodium!
Sodium!
Sodium!
Sodium!
Sodium!
Sodium!
Sodium!
Sodium!
Sodium!
Sodium!
Sodium!
Yeah! Sodium!
There is Sodium.
Yeah!
Sodium!
Sodium!
Sodium!
Sodium!
It's Sodium, baby!
Sodium!
Sodium!
Sodium!
Sodium!
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Post by hypochrismutreefuzz on Apr 24, 2004 19:42:20 GMT -5
I'm sure it'll be ok if I do some sightseeing while looking for sodium. I'm sure no one I know will get killed.
They never even heard of sodium!
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Apr 24, 2004 19:58:51 GMT -5
So far everything is OK. I'm holding up enormous jars of cocaine and they think it's sodium. There're so stupid.
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Post by Mister Wilbur on Apr 25, 2004 14:09:32 GMT -5
You have enormous Jars of Cocane!?!
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Post by radagast on Apr 25, 2004 14:18:22 GMT -5
you must mean sodium chloride. No one SHOULD have pure sodium metal in the cupboard.
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Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 25, 2004 14:24:56 GMT -5
you must mean sodium chloride. No one SHOULD have pure sodium metal in the cupboard. You mean sodium ions. Sodium chloride and even sodium phosphate are both not dangerous. But of course, one would not like the alkaline metal sodium not stripped of its outer valence electron. |
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Apr 25, 2004 14:59:17 GMT -5
You have enormous Jars of Cocane!?! No. Of course not, who said I did? Are you weain' a wire? |
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Post by Mister Wilbur on Apr 25, 2004 21:52:29 GMT -5
Are you saying I work for the FBI? I... Uhh... *pulls out pistol and shoots Phantomengineer in the leg, then runs*
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Apr 25, 2004 22:00:34 GMT -5
Ouch. My leg.
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Post by otrfan on Apr 27, 2004 19:56:10 GMT -5
My nuts?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Apr 27, 2004 20:18:52 GMT -5
I'm glad Mr. W shot lower at me. |
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