Have you been helped?

[Unsavory]

I sang a crappy Beatles song and Unsavory ruined it.

[marytrobot]

you know what? I have this strange thing where someone says something and a song will pop into my head like if someone says "stop" my mind will start singing "in the name of love, beforeyou break my heart!" (no not because of cavedwellers) and whenever some one says yesterday "all my troubles seemed so far away" and when someone says "dangit" I think "outa take a rope and hang it, hang it from the highest treeeeee!!!!" AND when some one says help I think "i need somebody" there are other ones too, but they really get on my nerves at times, I'm so sick of those songs!

[colemanfrancisfan]

Dur-nur-nur-nur-nur Cocaine! (That is an actual song, all you people.)

[nightfalcawk]

Sorry, but I like this song:
There’s no such thing
As a harmless joke
There’s no such thing
As a gentle toke
There’s no such thing
As paddling jack
Who’s got the crack
Who’s got the crack
Who’s got the crack
Who’s got the crack

I am a goat
In a moat
With a boat
Who’s got the crack
Who’s got the crack
Who’s got the crack
Who’s got the crack

I like it when
My hair is poofy
I like it when
You slip me a roofy
I like it when
You’ve got the crack
Who’s got the crack
Who’s got the crack
Who’s got the crack
Who’s got the crack

I wanna be a hippie
But I forgot how to love
It’s hard to be a garbage man
When a sailor stole my glove
I wanna be reckless
But I’m feeling so uptight
Put your mama in a headlock baby
And do it right
Who’s got the crack
Who’s got the crack
Who’s got the crack
Who’s got the crack
Who’s got the crack