Post by marytrobot on Jun 14, 2004 20:29:59 GMT -5
My sis sent me this, and I got a bit of a chuckle outa it.
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. You still play
poker but not with the guys anymore.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they don't
have e-mail addresses.
6. When you go home after a long day at work, you still answer the phone in a business manner.
7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get
an outside line.
8. You've worked for three years at the same place but for five different
companies.
10. You learn about your family and friends on the 11 o'clock news.
11. You have so many remotes, the garage door opens when you turn on your
TV. Half the lights go on and off in your neighborhood when you clap your
hands. You phone your wife at home when you're pulling into your driveway.
12. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.
13. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your
"friends."
14. You got this email from a friend that never talks to you anymore,
except to send you jokes from the net.
15. You are too busy to notice there was no #9.
16. You actually looked back up to check that there wasn't a #9. AND NOW U
R LAUGHING at yourself.
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. You still play
poker but not with the guys anymore.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they don't
have e-mail addresses.
6. When you go home after a long day at work, you still answer the phone in a business manner.
7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get
an outside line.
8. You've worked for three years at the same place but for five different
companies.
10. You learn about your family and friends on the 11 o'clock news.
11. You have so many remotes, the garage door opens when you turn on your
TV. Half the lights go on and off in your neighborhood when you clap your
hands. You phone your wife at home when you're pulling into your driveway.
12. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.
13. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your
"friends."
14. You got this email from a friend that never talks to you anymore,
except to send you jokes from the net.
15. You are too busy to notice there was no #9.
16. You actually looked back up to check that there wasn't a #9. AND NOW U
R LAUGHING at yourself.
