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Post by Dave Walker on Sept 20, 2004 19:17:59 GMT -5
It says "Property of Donald Trump." Donald gave it to Phantom as a personal gift. See Phantom, misinformation, or misdirection, whatever works. |
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Post by roxy18 on Sept 20, 2004 19:19:30 GMT -5
Oh yeah, that monogrammed stuff was all the rage...like LAST year! Here...take back your stupid stapler!
Okay, check it out, man...I stole some ketchup packets and marmalade from McDonalds. We can have them on toast...except we have no toaster oven...next stop: Circuit City (where service is state of the art)
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yousonuva
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Post by yousonuva on Sept 21, 2004 6:59:19 GMT -5
Ugh! Phantom! Eliservo's been stealing the supplies that I stole from you! Can you have a talk with her please? I mean shouldn't she get reprimanded for these things?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Sept 21, 2004 8:09:52 GMT -5
Eliservo, YOU'RE FIRED!!
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yousonuva
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Post by yousonuva on Sept 21, 2004 8:10:50 GMT -5
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Post by doctorz on Sept 21, 2004 8:34:25 GMT -5
Dear Sir, or Madam,
I have read and studied many about your company and want to work for you. Here are my qualifications:
1) I am a sullen loner who thinks of myself as superior to all my co-workers and will refuse to have anything to do with them beyond some perfunctury grunts.
2) I talk to myself constantly in the presence of others and curse while I am doing it.
3) I have worked in a corporate environment for over 20 years and therefore am immune to any of your bulls**t to fool me into working harder/
4) I will spend most of my day posting on websites dealing with cancelled TV shows pathetically trying to pass myself off as 20 years old.
I won't start for anything less than $45K a year and need six weeks vacation, a three months advance on my salary and a corner office. I can't start now because I need two weeks to get used to the idea of going somewhere to work or I may experience a trauma.
Hope to hear from you soon,
Doctor Z
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Sept 21, 2004 16:51:53 GMT -5
Dear Sir, or Madam, I have read and studied many about your company and want to work for you. Here are my qualifications: 1) I am a sullen loner who thinks of myself as superior to all my co-workers and will refuse to have anything to do with them beyond some perfunctury grunts. 2) I talk to myself constantly in the presence of others and curse while I am doing it. 3) I have worked in a corporate environment for over 20 years and therefore am immune to any of your bulls**t to fool me into working harder/ 4) I will spend most of my day posting on websites dealing with cancelled TV shows pathetically trying to pass myself off as 20 years old. I won't start for anything less than $45K a year and need six weeks vacation, a three months advance on my salary and a corner office. I can't start now because I need two weeks to get used to the idea of going somewhere to work or I may experience a trauma. Hope to hear from you soon, Doctor Z OK you're hired but what is it you do again? |
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Sept 21, 2004 20:29:47 GMT -5
OK you're hired but what is it you do again? I forget...did I ever get hired? I know I applied...I think. |
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Sept 21, 2004 22:58:02 GMT -5
I forget...did I ever get hired? I know I applied...I think. You're in charge of the mummy division I believe. |
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Sept 21, 2004 23:01:06 GMT -5
You're in charge of the mummy division I believe. Phanco's Mummy Division: We're slow moving, we smell bad, but we last a long time. |
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Post by Torgo on Sept 21, 2004 23:18:03 GMT -5
You're in charge of the mummy division I believe. Ah, yes. Mummified? I'd like to pick up that Brendan Fraiser I ordered two weeks ago. How would I go about it? |
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Sept 21, 2004 23:21:42 GMT -5
Ah, yes. Mummified? I'd like to pick up that Brendan Fraiser I ordered two weeks ago. How would I go about it? Yeah, see, about that. We had some problems with the shipping department when we were transporting him from warehouse. Apparently the temp set him at the wrong temperature, and some of the disease-ridden-alien-mold ended up infecting most of North America. Now, the mummy's fine, but most of the continent seems to be turning into beings from another planet. So there will be a delay. And according to Phanco company policy (and the sales agreement you signed), you'll be charged for all incidentals incurred during shipment. So you'll be getting an invoice from the Department of Homeland Security, the ATF, and International Health Organization soon. Hope you've invested wisely. |
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Post by doctorz on Sept 22, 2004 7:33:34 GMT -5
OK you're hired but what is it you do again? I'll take care of the Internet and Id Administration. |
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Sept 22, 2004 7:46:14 GMT -5
I'll take care of the Internet and Id Administration. Id! Monsters from the Id! |
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Sept 22, 2004 9:12:57 GMT -5
And what do I do? Loaf around and throw frisbee indoors with my co-workers? Thanks!
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