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Post by mummifiedstalin on Sept 27, 2004 23:06:33 GMT -5
Phanco: Our marketing department markets itself by showing how well it can come up with slogans marketing its own ability to market itself.
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Post by yousonuva on Sept 28, 2004 6:48:36 GMT -5
Phanco: Our anacondas don't want none, 'less you got buns, hun.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Sept 28, 2004 12:49:06 GMT -5
Phanco: Our anacondas don't want none, 'less you got buns, hun. That's more of an "in house" slogan. |
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Post by TomServo69 on Sept 28, 2004 21:49:27 GMT -5
That's more of an "in house" slogan. Hey, Phantom. You wants I should smack him for the goofy Sir Mix-a-Lot reference? Cause I will. Executive of the Pimp Slap, Servo |
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Sept 29, 2004 7:55:03 GMT -5
Hey, Phantom. You wants I should smack him for the goofy Sir Mix-a-Lot reference? Cause I will. Executive of the Pimp Slap, Servo Yes please. And I'm proud to say I didn't know it was Sir Mix-a-Lot ref. |
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Post by Torgo on Oct 1, 2004 16:48:13 GMT -5
Phanco: You're blaming us? You're the people who made Will & Grace a hit show!
Phanco: Hey, at least we didn't do the "I got good news..." ads.
Phanco: A company that sells slogans. Like that dude on Bewitched.
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Post by Mirkwood Lodge on Oct 2, 2004 22:07:41 GMT -5
Greetings!
I would like to apply for a position in your esteemed company. I have many skills, but I think I would be best suited as the guy who is technically employed but only shows up for work once every three months to wander aimlessly around the office trying to look busy until finally wandering out again.
I would also make a fine addition to your janitorial staff.
Phanco: At least we're not Hitler.
Phanco: 95% of our employees work in the Complaints Department.
Phanco: Go ahead, we dare you.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Oct 2, 2004 23:21:00 GMT -5
I would like to apply for a position in your esteemed company. I have many skills, but I think I would be best suited as the guy who is technically employed but only shows up for work once every three months to wander aimlessly around the office trying to look busy until finally wandering out again. Ok but you're cutting it close. We only have 27 of those positions left. |
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Post by Ator on Oct 3, 2004 14:59:13 GMT -5
Phanco: What, me worry?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Oct 3, 2004 15:39:11 GMT -5
Good one! But maybe: Phanco: What, us worry? Remember at Phanco we think of your money as our money. |
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Post by TomServo69 on Oct 3, 2004 17:23:21 GMT -5
Phanco: We don't need no education, but, the thought control comes in handy.
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Oct 3, 2004 17:59:13 GMT -5
Phanco: The three adjectives that best describe us are docile, tame, and.............docile.
Anybody have any clue where I got that from?
Oh and phantom, as a good PR stunt, eat dinner at the home of one of your employees and have cameras there, too. It'll be just like the Simpsons!
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Oct 3, 2004 19:52:30 GMT -5
Oh and phantom, as a good PR stunt, eat dinner at the home of one of your employees and have cameras there, too. It'll be just like the Simpsons! Ah, but I love three eyed fish! |
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Oct 3, 2004 19:54:11 GMT -5
Phanco: We don't need no education, but, the thought control comes in handy. And sorry to correct you TS69 but I believe that's spelled "edumaction." |
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Post by Dave Walker on Oct 3, 2004 20:23:02 GMT -5
Any misinformation I can relay? Any security needs? I almost hate to have the car (faithful Christine) and collect this salary for nothing...nevermind, I'll remain a figurehead.
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