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Post by mummifiedstalin on Oct 6, 2004 11:38:45 GMT -5
Yeah nightfal can be of use here. Let's let the 'yes man' take the fall as the scapegoat here. It's our best and most productive sacrifice in a scandal such as this. Or maybe we should pick someone else and stand by our 'yes man'?.....well I know what night will say but I'd like to veto his vote. Just think of the quiet with night in jail... |
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Oct 6, 2004 17:32:34 GMT -5
Just think of the quiet with night in jail... Yeah, the slammer, the joint, the big house, the greybar hotel, the thug jug... |
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Post by Mirkwood Lodge on Oct 6, 2004 19:17:16 GMT -5
Hey! I'm now a member of a huge, heartless corporation! Thanks! I decided I would show up today just to make sure I'm on the payroll.
Also, in my current 'work' with slogan test groups, I've found a few that scored quite high on the paranoia/fear scale:
Phanco: If you don't know what we sell you're obviously uncool.
Phanco: We pull the strings...
Phanco: Ruling the world since the 2006.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Oct 6, 2004 19:22:07 GMT -5
Phanco: If you don't know what we sell you're obviously uncool. I like this one M L but I put a spin on it. Phanco: If you don't know what we sell then you obviously need it. Keep up the good work, you're going places in this company. Like to jail for me if the feds close in. |
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Post by Torgo on Oct 10, 2004 13:06:31 GMT -5
Phanco: Bumping dead threads because we got nothing else to do.
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Post by Mander on Oct 10, 2004 13:28:39 GMT -5
Is the position of receptionist already filled?
I have a photogenic memory. I can also type 5 words per minute. I don't often confuse sweet and low with rat poison.
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Post by yousonuva on Oct 10, 2004 13:30:24 GMT -5
I don't often confuse sweet and low with rat poison. Can you work 9 to 5? Dear God, why do I know that? |
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Oct 10, 2004 17:18:30 GMT -5
Do you ever confuse Warfarin Sodium with rat poison?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Oct 10, 2004 21:20:24 GMT -5
But I like rat poison in my coffee.
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Post by nightfalcawk on Oct 10, 2004 21:25:20 GMT -5
But I like rat poison in my coffee. I like coffee in my rat poison! |
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Post by TomServo69 on Oct 10, 2004 21:43:17 GMT -5
I like coffee in my rat poison! Damn, so, that's why all the rats are still running around the office! Damn, if you're gonna eat the poison, at least you could convulse or something |
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Oct 10, 2004 21:44:33 GMT -5
Phanco: If it ain't poisoned, we ain't sellin' it.
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Post by nightfalcawk on Oct 10, 2004 21:44:47 GMT -5
I built up an immunity. I also can eat cyanide, hemlock, wasp poision, ant traps, bleach and Pepsi one.
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Post by TomServo69 on Oct 10, 2004 21:47:15 GMT -5
I built up an immunity. I also can eat cyanide, hemlock, wasp poision, ant traps, bleach and Pepsi one. Well, here's some Crystal Pepsi, choke that down! |
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Post by nightfalcawk on Oct 10, 2004 21:50:47 GMT -5
Well, here's some Crystal Pepsi, choke that down! Ewww. No way. |
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