Ro-matt
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Post by Ro-matt on Jun 29, 2005 21:02:43 GMT -5
phantom, given my recent climb up the ladder, I need more than just the head of security and Chief Misinformation Officer gig. I'm think something along the lines of Senior VP of Torcha! Just the title and more money of course, since that's what I already do. You might want to demand some more money for you IT services. |
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Post by ratso on Jun 29, 2005 21:04:02 GMT -5
Phanco: If they didn't ask it didn't happen.
Phanco: NOBODY LIKES A CRIER!!
Phanco: If pouring toxic waste into the river is a crime... Don't look at us.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jun 29, 2005 21:07:12 GMT -5
phantom, given my recent climb up the ladder, I need more than just the head of security and Chief Misinformation Officer gig. I'm think something along the lines of Senior VP of Torcha! Just the title and more money of course, since that's what I already do. Done and done. Phanco: If they didn't ask it didn't happen. Phanco: NOBODY LIKES A CRIER!! Phanco: If pouring toxic waste into the river is a crime... Don't look at us. Good work! |
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Post by Dave Walker on Jun 29, 2005 21:18:39 GMT -5
phantom, given my recent climb up the ladder, I need more than just the head of security and Chief Misinformation Officer gig. I'm think something along the lines of Senior VP of Torcha! Just the title and more money of course, since that's what I already do. Done and done. Excellent. But, since Ro brought it up, I'll need a few more kickbacks for the IT support. You want I should TORCHA! him next? |
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Post by nightfalcawk on Jun 29, 2005 21:20:11 GMT -5
Phanco: Nightfalcawk sucks.
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Post by ratso on Jun 29, 2005 21:22:14 GMT -5
Since I am the "Jr Executive Asshat" When I get my poopie suit?
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Ro-matt
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Post by Ro-matt on Jun 29, 2005 21:28:02 GMT -5
Excellent. But, since Ro brought it up, I'll need a few more kickbacks for the IT support. You want I should TORCHA! him next? Yeah strap me down! Here I got a whip! |
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jun 29, 2005 22:50:20 GMT -5
Since I am the "Jr Executive Asshat" When I get my poopie suit? Well now, you need to get requisition form AS-HAT286-9, fill it out in triplicate with different colored inks, send a stool sample to the lab, get five character references and do an amusing little dance. It's standard practice. |
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TomServo69
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Post by TomServo69 on Jun 30, 2005 0:42:25 GMT -5
Since I am the "Jr Executive Asshat" When I get my poopie suit? Well now, you need to get requisition form AS-HAT286-9, fill it out in triplicate with different colored inks, send a stool sample to the lab, get five character references and do an amusing little dance. It's standard practice. Yep, or, well, suffer through the breaking of your kneecaps. Hey! It's company policy! Servo |
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jun 30, 2005 7:39:59 GMT -5
Well now, you need to get requisition form AS-HAT286-9, fill it out in triplicate with different colored inks, send a stool sample to the lab, get five character references and do an amusing little dance. It's standard practice. Yep, or, well, suffer through the breaking of your kneecaps. Hey! It's company policy! Servo That's right. We don't make the rules, we just enforce them. Well OK, we do make the rules but lets not get picky. |
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Jun 30, 2005 10:09:34 GMT -5
Stop bringing up old stuff! |
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Post by ratso on Jun 30, 2005 12:31:30 GMT -5
Stop bringing up old stuff! I live in the past. |
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Post by doctorz on Jun 30, 2005 12:50:53 GMT -5
Proposal - After having one too many Mai Tai's mixed with 155 proof Bacardi I dreamed up a marketing scheme that cannot fail. I will buy up all the busted cuckoo clocks on E-Bay with two doors and a music box. We fix them and replace the cuckoo and musician figures with Crow T Robot and Tom Servo figures. The music box roll will be replaced with the Satellite of Love theme and instead of going Cuckoo the clock will go Hi-Keeba on the hour and half-hour. All real MisTies will be unable to live without one and the Japanese will go wild for them. Germany, on the other hand, may declare war.
What do you think, sirs?
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Jun 30, 2005 14:14:08 GMT -5
Proposal - After having one too many Mai Tai's mixed with 155 proof Bacardi I dreamed up a marketing scheme that cannot fail. I will buy up all the busted cuckoo clocks on E-Bay with two doors and a music box. We fix them and replace the cuckoo and musician figures with Crow T Robot and Tom Servo figures. The music box roll will be replaced with the Satellite of Love theme and instead of going Cuckoo the clock will go Hi-Keeba on the hour and half-hour. All real MisTies will be unable to live without one and the Japanese will go wild for them. Germany, on the other hand, may declare war. What do you think, sirs? Great! I'll invest $100 with expectations of a 80000% return. |
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Post by ratso on Jun 30, 2005 14:55:12 GMT -5
I'm going to open the Phanco day care center on the sixth floor.
Phanco: We watch your children like we watch our beer!
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