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Post by nightfalcawk on Sept 19, 2004 17:48:50 GMT -5
Its just a start. Here's another slogan: Phanco- what we don't know would shock you Great sir! Perfect sir! Awesome! Best thing I heard in my entire life! |
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Sept 19, 2004 17:55:44 GMT -5
Great sir! Perfect sir! Awesome! Best thing I heard in my entire life! Good work night. You get a raise. So far here's the slogans I like: Phanco: Where indecission collides with incompetence! Phanco, not as bad as you've heard. At Phanco quality is job three. Phanco- do as we say and no one gets hurt. Phanco: We promise to lie only when necessary! Phanco: At least we don't suck like you do. Phanco: You won't worry about having a choice if you just went with us! Phanco: SHUT THE F**CK UP! Phanco: Bringing dead things to life Phanco: If you were like us you'd be rich too Phanco: If you put your trust in us, we'll do what's best for us Phanco: We didn't write the book on business. We didn't even read it. We missed the movie when it was in theaters. But we plan on renting the DVD! Phanco: You work, so we don't have to! Phanco: Enslaving children in third world countries since 2004. Phanco: We do what we do, and you like it. Phanco- what we don't know would shock you |
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Post by Torgo on Sept 19, 2004 17:59:48 GMT -5
Phanco: Support us and we might not kill you.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Sept 19, 2004 18:07:13 GMT -5
Phanco: Support us and we might not kill you. A little too direct. Try to be a bit more cryptic. |
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Post by Torgo on Sept 19, 2004 18:08:58 GMT -5
A little too direct. Try to be a bit more cryptic. Phanco: Support us and we might let you live. |
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Sept 19, 2004 18:12:21 GMT -5
Phanco: Support us and we might let you live. A step in the right direction. |
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Post by Torgo on Sept 19, 2004 18:14:13 GMT -5
Phanco: If you have money, give it to us.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Sept 19, 2004 18:17:06 GMT -5
Phanco: If you have money, give it to us. The accounting department will love that. |
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Post by Dave Walker on Sept 19, 2004 18:42:26 GMT -5
Phanco: We don't care, why should you?
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Sept 19, 2004 18:59:35 GMT -5
Phanco: My ass itches and so should yours.
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Post by nightfalcawk on Sept 19, 2004 19:36:25 GMT -5
Phanco: Where we all rule and you would be lucky if we give a flying f*** about you.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Sept 19, 2004 20:03:58 GMT -5
These slogans are good but some lack that bit of subtlety that we seek.
Phanco: We do stuff and you wonder about it.
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Post by Dave Walker on Sept 19, 2004 20:13:22 GMT -5
Phanco: We're in business for the consumer and we do what we do, for you.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Sept 19, 2004 20:40:08 GMT -5
Phanco: We're in business for the consumer and we do what we do, for you. That is so sincere. It stinks! |
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Post by nightfalcawk on Sept 19, 2004 20:46:05 GMT -5
Phanco: We watch out for number one. And trust us, it's not you.
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