|
|
Post by Phantom Engineer on Jan 22, 2006 15:46:53 GMT -5
I have received a substantial research grant to study the indigenous life forms found at this board. This is cutting edge research and I can't tell you any more about it. So mill about, act naturally and my team will observe you with scientific objectivity and detachment.
Start...nnnnnnow!
|
|
|
|
Post by losingmydignity on Jan 22, 2006 15:53:01 GMT -5
I see you have Kinsey and Wilhelm Reich on your team.
This could be interesting.
|
|
|
|
Post by Dave Walker on Jan 22, 2006 16:10:24 GMT -5
Which bureau funded this study?
|
|
|
|
Post by Phantom Engineer on Jan 22, 2006 16:11:16 GMT -5
That's right Dave, just act naturally.
|
|
|
|
Post by losingmydignity on Jan 22, 2006 16:13:49 GMT -5
I've been standing here half an hour now, au naturale, and all your "team" has done is stare at my ass...
|
|
|
|
Post by Mitchell on Jan 22, 2006 16:15:02 GMT -5
Perhaps your wiping procedure needs work.
|
|
|
|
Post by okeefe on Jan 22, 2006 16:15:15 GMT -5
well then turn around and quit complaining
|
|
|
|
Post by Phantom Engineer on Jan 22, 2006 16:16:23 GMT -5
Fascinating.
|
|
|
|
Post by Dave Walker on Jan 22, 2006 16:17:05 GMT -5
That's right Dave, just act naturally. What is this "acting naturally" you speak of? |
|
|
|
Post by Sheik Yerbouti on Jan 22, 2006 16:17:09 GMT -5
Your entire research "team" appears to have a penchant for long trenchcoats, too.
|
|
|
|
Post by losingmydignity on Jan 22, 2006 16:21:04 GMT -5
How much of this are you filming...because Okeefe is "bothering" me...
|
|
|
|
Post by okeefe on Jan 22, 2006 16:23:23 GMT -5
am not!!!  if I were bothering you, you'd know it!! |
|
|
|
Post by losingmydignity on Jan 22, 2006 16:24:44 GMT -5
But you made me turn around.....
|
|
|
|
Post by okeefe on Jan 22, 2006 16:27:40 GMT -5
I didn't make do anything...I'm hundreds of miles away sitting in front of my computer...but I might start trying to bother you now
whatcha doing lmd?
where'd you get his funny statue?
why did you put this here?
where do you want to be in 5 years...?
|
|
|
|
Post by Phantom Engineer on Jan 22, 2006 16:29:33 GMT -5
To Research Team, From Dr. Phantom, re: Pathetic test subjects.
The data we're getting is very good. The home office will be very pleased. They have no idea of the true nature of the experiment.
BTW, they can't see these memos, right?
|
|
if I were bothering you, you'd know it!!