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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jan 25, 2006 19:56:26 GMT -5
Stuff that sounds dirty, but isn't directly.
Yeah, I'd like to rotate her tires!
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Post by Ratso on Jan 25, 2006 19:59:10 GMT -5
Is it just me or is this bread warm?
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yousonuva
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Post by yousonuva on Jan 25, 2006 19:59:54 GMT -5
Oh man look at those hooters. I mean those are some great knockers. I'd like to ring her doorbells. punchline comin' right up!
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Post by Ratso on Jan 25, 2006 20:03:02 GMT -5
Lady can I have intercourse with you at Chucky Cheese?
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Post by Crapythe on Jan 25, 2006 20:09:12 GMT -5
"May I push in your stool?"
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Post by losingmydignity on Jan 25, 2006 20:11:37 GMT -5
{INSERT ANY LMD POST HERE}
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Post by okeefe on Jan 25, 2006 20:16:05 GMT -5
If I told you that you have a beautiful body...
...well, would you...?
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yousonuva
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Post by yousonuva on Jan 25, 2006 20:19:17 GMT -5
If I were a hydrant and you were a four alarm apartment fire....would you let me douse you?
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Post by Bart Fargo on Jan 25, 2006 20:24:37 GMT -5
Would you like a hot dog with those fries?
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Jan 25, 2006 20:41:34 GMT -5
"May I push in your stool?" LOL, post of the year!
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Post by Mitchell on Jan 25, 2006 22:50:19 GMT -5
VH, you need to get out more.
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Ro-matt
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Post by Ro-matt on Jan 26, 2006 0:51:44 GMT -5
LETS MAKE SEX
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Post by Mitchell on Jan 26, 2006 1:14:56 GMT -5
By ourselves or all together?
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Post by Mr. Atari on Jan 26, 2006 3:38:58 GMT -5
Watch out for snakes!
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Post by Bart Fargo on Jan 26, 2006 8:12:00 GMT -5
Let me install the pipe in your drain.
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