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Post by Phantom Engineer on Feb 7, 2006 22:07:25 GMT -5
Remember when crapout was cool? A great MST influenced name and a perfect avatar? But them he succumbed to the Blight, er I mean Blythe dolls. He gazed into their glassy, dead eyes and turned into a freaked out zombie. He even dragged the usually respected DoctorZ into the fold for a while. But he used his intelligence to crawl out of the muck.
Even the fart laced Commie "revolution" was of no help in ridding the board of these blank-eyed denizens of living death.
So what are we to do? Nothing I say. Let this evil cult have crapout to do with as they see fit. We will of course mourn his loss but the important thing is to not let any more poor souls fall into this vacuous cult of doom.
Except maybe Ro-matt, they can have him.
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Post by Crapythe on Feb 7, 2006 22:27:29 GMT -5
Once you have joined with the Blythe there is no self. Only happiness. (Unless some type of exorcism could be performed... a very good exorcism.)  |
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Feb 7, 2006 22:29:52 GMT -5
Where do I sign up? Or is this another cult who won't let me join?
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Post by Crapythe on Feb 7, 2006 22:36:48 GMT -5
 "The way to Blythe is here, colemanfrancisfan. The carapace awaits your arrival." |
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Post by Mitchell on Feb 7, 2006 22:39:16 GMT -5
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Feb 7, 2006 22:51:44 GMT -5
Where do I sign up? Or is this another cult who won't let me join? You are the rare case that might benefit from this. Give it a try! |
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Feb 8, 2006 0:07:47 GMT -5
Phantom, I think the Blade of Dawn's Might might be able to stop the Blythe menace.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Feb 8, 2006 8:33:32 GMT -5
Phantom, I think the Blade of Dawn's Might might be able to stop the Blythe menace. So do I have to read that thread? |
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Post by GodoHell on Feb 8, 2006 9:57:09 GMT -5
If I remember correctly from my sister's doll collection, some gasoline & fireworks ought to take care of this problem REAL QUICK.
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Post by Mitchell on Feb 8, 2006 13:00:54 GMT -5
Godo your avatar is giving me the willies.
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Feb 8, 2006 14:56:17 GMT -5
Phantom, you have to read every thread that comes with the Crater Labs Seal Of Approval.
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Post by Blurryeye on Feb 8, 2006 15:34:19 GMT -5
Alas! poor Crapout. I knew him, Phantom; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy; he hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rises at it. Here hung that avatar that I had laughed upon I know not how oft. Where be your gibes now? your gambols? your Number 8's? your flashes of merriment, that were wont to set the board on a roar? Not one now, to mock your own staring Blythe? quite chapfallen? Now get you to Dr. Dita's chamber, and tell him, let him paint his Blythe an inch thick, to this favour she must not come; make him laugh at that.
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Post by Chuck on Feb 8, 2006 15:39:45 GMT -5
The title of this thread sounds like a Mike Hammer novel.
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Post by CBG on Feb 8, 2006 15:49:02 GMT -5
I remember laughing everytime I saw his avatar...*sniff* He's missed.
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Post by Crapythe on Feb 8, 2006 15:49:57 GMT -5
That was a beautiful requiem blurryeye. Thanks.  But, I'm not dead! I feel fine! |
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