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Post by Spooky Spider on Mar 26, 2006 23:27:58 GMT -5
I don't know about you guys, but I'm all psyched up about the upcoming fight between Ratso and The Oblivion Machine.
I say that Ratso can pull off a victory. Yes, the Oblivion Machine is undefeated. Yes, it can conjure Black Holes directly beneath its opponents without harming itself or the environment. Yes it can teleport explosives back in time to destroy his grandparents before they met each other. Yes its tractor beam can pull the Moon out of orbit onto Ratso's head. Yes it can pull an alternate Ratso out of an antimatter Universe and cause it to slam into the positive matter Ratso thus causing a quantum explosion destroying them both. Yes it can hyperfreeze a ten-foot area to absolute zero, thus flash freezing Ratso and verifying that he will never again revive. Yes it can inject horrible, flesh eating diseases onto Ratso with its mind.
But you know, Ratso has a fighting spirit. And I say that he'll win.
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Post by Don Quixote on Mar 26, 2006 23:34:18 GMT -5
I win.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Mar 26, 2006 23:40:53 GMT -5
I've heard of Ratso.
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Mar 27, 2006 0:17:07 GMT -5
Ratso wears pants, machines don't. Ratso wins.
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Post by Truck Farmer on Mar 27, 2006 0:47:57 GMT -5
Ratso wears pants, machines don't. Ratso wins. You sure about that? |
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Mar 27, 2006 7:02:44 GMT -5
Yes! I'm sure! I got my arms raised, don't I?!
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Post by Chuck on Mar 27, 2006 9:04:58 GMT -5
The Oblivian Machine are AWSOME, dude. I saw them at Cabaret Metro!! Far out.
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Post by Spooky Spider on Mar 27, 2006 12:34:41 GMT -5
Chuck, maybe you can verify: does the Oblivion Machine wear pants? This is becoming an important issue.
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Post by Chuck on Mar 27, 2006 13:02:58 GMT -5
Oh, man, I was kinda out of it, and with the mosh pit and all. I don't even know if I had pants.
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Post by GodoHell on Mar 27, 2006 13:49:58 GMT -5
Ratso will destroy The Oblivion Machine by revealing something he has never shown us: His true face.
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Post by Spooky Spider on Mar 27, 2006 15:31:06 GMT -5
But what if the Oblivion Machine is blind?
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Post by Ro-matt on Mar 27, 2006 16:41:20 GMT -5
Ratso has powers beyond our knowledge, he's unstopable.
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Post by Ratso on Mar 27, 2006 18:44:20 GMT -5
I don't know about you guys, but I'm all psyched up about the upcoming fight between Ratso and The Oblivion Machine. I say that Ratso can pull off a victory. Yes, the Oblivion Machine is undefeated. Yes, it can conjure Black Holes directly beneath its opponents without harming itself or the environment. Yes it can teleport explosives back in time to destroy his grandparents before they met each other. Yes its tractor beam can pull the Moon out of orbit onto Ratso's head. Yes it can pull an alternate Ratso out of an antimatter Universe and cause it to slam into the positive matter Ratso thus causing a quantum explosion destroying them both. Yes it can hyperfreeze a ten-foot area to absolute zero, thus flash freezing Ratso and verifying that he will never again revive. Yes it can inject horrible, flesh eating diseases onto Ratso with its mind. But you know, Ratso has a fighting spirit. And I say that he'll win.  I'm ready. |
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Post by Bart Fargo on Mar 27, 2006 19:05:34 GMT -5
Can I predict a tie?
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Post by Dave Walker on Mar 27, 2006 19:06:40 GMT -5
Ratso will destroy The Oblivion Machine by revealing something he has never shown us: His true face. So...what? Ratso is the male Medusa? |
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