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Post by Phantom Engineer on Mar 28, 2006 0:05:15 GMT -5
Got problems with life?
Need to know something?
Want to know the future?
Don't ask Phantom!
Advice. Facts. Recipes. I know it all.
But I'm not going to tell you!
So go 'way , it's your move, that is move on.
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yousonuva
Moderator Emeritus
I'm not insane but I am King of the Universe
Posts: 14,309
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Post by yousonuva on Mar 28, 2006 0:14:54 GMT -5
What'd you say?
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Post by Crapythe on Mar 28, 2006 1:16:26 GMT -5
At least it's free.
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Post by guerayou on Mar 28, 2006 1:27:37 GMT -5
Truly this is a heroic act of selflessness. Thank you, Phanty.
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Post by bonfiregal on Mar 28, 2006 4:43:43 GMT -5
But Phantom, who else has the wisdom and experience not only of life but of this friggin' board other than you? You're the first choice for sage advice. If only it wasn't peppered with such blantant sarcasm! And at 23,000+ posts, do we need to chip in and buy you a new keyboard or finger implants or something?
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Post by Sheik Yerbouti on Mar 28, 2006 6:33:07 GMT -5
If it weren't for Phantom, I would be where I am today.
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Post by Wild Rebel on Mar 28, 2006 7:42:58 GMT -5
Got problems with life? Need to know something? Want to know the future? Don't ask Phantom! Advice. Facts. Recipes. I know it all. But I'm not going to tell you! So go 'way , it's your move, that is move on. So, who asked you anyway?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Mar 28, 2006 8:46:39 GMT -5
You kids get offa my lawn!
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Post by Don Quixote on Mar 28, 2006 11:16:22 GMT -5
Mr. Phantom, can we have our Nerf football back?
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Post by Wild Rebel on Mar 28, 2006 11:33:16 GMT -5
Dern Smoochers! Git offen my property!
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Post by GodoHell on Mar 28, 2006 11:41:24 GMT -5
Dear Phantom,
A group of us (OK, all of us, including a normally compassionate CBG) on the board have a problem with a certain board member. To protect the feelings of said board member, let's call him/her "Ghost Locomotive Driver." This member hurls insults at the rest of the board members, all the while toting petty personal victories, such as having pets (let's say cats for the sake of anonymity) & playing music (let's say, oh, a bouzouki), & meeting an MST3K cast member (ummm...Patrick Brantseg.) His grumpiness is most likely due to a backup of his personal plumbing, if you catch my meaning.
Any advice on how to handle "Tucks Medicated Pads Poster Boy" (OR GIRL!) ?
[Edit: Oh! It's DON'T ask Phantom!!! (in Emily Litella voice) NEVER MIND!!!]
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Mar 28, 2006 17:13:01 GMT -5
Phantom, can I give you ten million dollars in untraceable, unmarked, non-sequential twenty dollar bil-...oh, wait, you don't want questions. Never mind.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Mar 28, 2006 18:27:14 GMT -5
Dear Phantom, A group of us (OK, all of us, including a normally compassionate CBG) on the board have a problem with a certain board member. To protect the feelings of said board member, let's call him/her "Ghost Locomotive Driver." This member hurls insults at the rest of the board members, all the while toting petty personal victories, such as having pets (let's say cats for the sake of anonymity) & playing music (let's say, oh, a bouzouki), & meeting an MST3K cast member (ummm...Patrick Brantseg.) His grumpiness is most likely due to a backup of his personal plumbing, if you catch my meaning. Any advice on how to handle "Tucks Medicated Pads Poster Boy" (OR GIRL!) ? [Edit: Oh! It's DON'T ask Phantom!!! (in Emily Litella voice) NEVER MIND!!!]No idea who you're talking about. I'm drawing a blank.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Mar 28, 2006 18:28:35 GMT -5
Phantom, can I give you ten million dollars in untraceable, unmarked, non-sequential twenty dollar bil-...oh, wait, you don't want questions. Never mind. I wouldn't take your dirty money anyway. I've heard the rumors about how you "earn" it.
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Post by Chuck on Mar 28, 2006 19:23:40 GMT -5
Luckily, everything I need to know I learned in the back row of a drive-in!
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