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Post by Crapythe on Dec 27, 2006 22:51:08 GMT -5
I will tell you of a new joke I heard, OK.
You see a beautiful stallion, saddled and ready to ride. It is so wonderful and graceful looking that you cannot resist riding upon it. You mount the steed and begin riding when you notice a giraffe running just in front of you. No matter how hard you try to go around, it is always in front of you and blocking your way. Now you notice a zebra to your left, keeping pace with you and not allowing you to move to the left. To your right is a large drop-off and behind you is a roaring lion, chasing you with his claws extended.
What do you do?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Dec 27, 2006 22:52:29 GMT -5
That's awful. And this isn't a thread to tell jokes anyway.
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Post by Crapythe on Dec 27, 2006 22:53:42 GMT -5
It's more of a riddle. Care to guess?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Dec 27, 2006 22:56:40 GMT -5
No. Not at all.
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Post by Crapythe on Dec 27, 2006 22:57:05 GMT -5
Next.
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Dec 27, 2006 23:56:15 GMT -5
I will tell you of a new joke I heard, OK. You see a beautiful stallion, saddled and ready to ride. It is so wonderful and graceful looking that you cannot resist riding upon it. You mount the steed and begin riding when you notice a giraffe running just in front of you. No matter how hard you try to go around, it is always in front of you and blocking your way. Now you notice a zebra to your left, keeping pace with you and not allowing you to move to the left. To your right is a large drop-off and behind you is a roaring lion, chasing you with his claws extended. What do you do? Centaurina?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Dec 27, 2006 23:58:46 GMT -5
Hey, if you're going to encourage Crapy I'll lock this thread! And that's no joke.
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Dec 28, 2006 0:01:00 GMT -5
I heard your joke already anyway. Lock away.
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Post by Crapythe on Dec 28, 2006 0:01:13 GMT -5
I will tell you of a new joke I heard, OK. You see a beautiful stallion, saddled and ready to ride. It is so wonderful and graceful looking that you cannot resist riding upon it. You mount the steed and begin riding when you notice a giraffe running just in front of you. No matter how hard you try to go around, it is always in front of you and blocking your way. Now you notice a zebra to your left, keeping pace with you and not allowing you to move to the left. To your right is a large drop-off and behind you is a roaring lion, chasing you with his claws extended. What do you do? Centaurina? No, but thank you for playing.
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Post by Crapythe on Dec 28, 2006 0:01:50 GMT -5
Lock away. ;D
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Dec 28, 2006 0:02:10 GMT -5
Engage.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Dec 28, 2006 0:02:36 GMT -5
Damn you Captain Hygiene! Why don't you just marry Crapy?
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Dec 28, 2006 0:03:55 GMT -5
Why don't you?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Dec 28, 2006 0:09:06 GMT -5
Wow. The old turnaround. Stunning comeback.
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Post by Crapythe on Dec 28, 2006 0:09:53 GMT -5
I'm just holding out for the best offer... The person to win my hand will know the answer to the riddle/joke.
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