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Post by Captain Hygiene on Dec 28, 2006 0:15:50 GMT -5
Wow. The old turnaround. Stunning comeback. I'm sorry. I'm tired. Please come up with a better retort, I didn't even try.
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Dec 28, 2006 0:17:45 GMT -5
I will tell you of a new joke I heard, OK. You see a beautiful stallion, saddled and ready to ride. It is so wonderful and graceful looking that you cannot resist riding upon it. You mount the steed and begin riding when you notice a giraffe running just in front of you. No matter how hard you try to go around, it is always in front of you and blocking your way. Now you notice a zebra to your left, keeping pace with you and not allowing you to move to the left. To your right is a large drop-off and behind you is a roaring lion, chasing you with his claws extended. What do you do? Dammit....get off the merry-go-round.
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Post by Crapythe on Dec 28, 2006 0:26:22 GMT -5
Correct!
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Dec 28, 2006 0:28:27 GMT -5
What do I win?
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Post by Crapythe on Dec 28, 2006 0:37:10 GMT -5
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Dec 28, 2006 0:43:58 GMT -5
Erm....I was thinking more along the lines of $
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Post by Crapythe on Dec 28, 2006 0:47:09 GMT -5
Well I was trying to avoid mentioning my dowry. Sure you don't want the album?
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Dec 28, 2006 0:47:59 GMT -5
No punk for me. Just the cash please.
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Post by Crapythe on Dec 28, 2006 0:50:29 GMT -5
Well then you must first propose and my birthstone is diamonds... lots of them.
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Dec 28, 2006 0:51:24 GMT -5
I'm only proposing if you'll sign this $10M life insurance policy.
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Post by Crapythe on Dec 28, 2006 0:53:36 GMT -5
X
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Dec 28, 2006 0:55:04 GMT -5
*sets into motion needlessly complicated contraption to bump off Crapythe and collect insurance money*
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Post by Crapythe on Dec 28, 2006 0:57:33 GMT -5
HA! My dowry is the Peter And The Test Tube Babies Pissed And Proud masters.
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Post by Crapythe on Dec 28, 2006 1:30:13 GMT -5
You ain't locked this yet?
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Post by mikefab1 on Dec 29, 2006 5:27:58 GMT -5
OH! So this is what started that Thread about Captain H. marrying Crapythe... I get it now. And I thought that after 33,000 Posts, Phantom ran out of ways to make us laugh. Thus he had to try and get people together and make us blush instead. A merry-go-round huh? I was thinking the guy had on a jet pack and he could go straight up in the air or something. Captain H. deserves a fine doll-collecting lady such as Crapythe.
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