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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jul 7, 2007 14:57:50 GMT -5
Of course the Off Topic thread a series of unrelated posts but sometimes, just by chance it does seem like one post is connected to another. So it got me thinking that if someone was very industrious and had a lot of time to piss away they could go through the thread and take a bunch of sentences and put them together to make a semi-coherent if odd paragraph or two. I'm not going to do it but I bet it would be funny.
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Post by Ratso on Jul 7, 2007 16:36:43 GMT -5
Whoever does this I promise to send you a rope so you can hang yourself.
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Post by (busdrivertohell) on Jul 7, 2007 17:07:52 GMT -5
Marshmallow mini-waffles with peanut butter parfait and whipped cream with tomato sauce and a rich helping of mayonaise or make that chili powder, yeah, chili powder...they'll never suspect that I was the one who saw to it that those chili waffles were the chiliiest waffles they had ever chilied regardless of the fact of regional speech patterns or the mystic sayings of one Abraham Lincoln. Peanut butter gives me hives. Well, I'll never eat that again. I think I left your oven on too... As you ingest your meal tonight remember... An apple a day keeps constipation away. Make mine hemp, cotton, or sisal... synthetic rope makes me itchy.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jul 7, 2007 17:07:57 GMT -5
Whoever does this I promise to send you a rope so you can hang yourself. What more incentive do you need?
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Post by (busdrivertohell) on Jul 7, 2007 17:10:41 GMT -5
Make it strong.. it needs to be able to support my fat ass from a truss in the garage.
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Post by Crowfan on Jul 7, 2007 18:53:40 GMT -5
um, no never mind.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jul 7, 2007 18:55:11 GMT -5
Make it strong.. it needs to be able to support my fat ass from a truss in the garage. Wow. It's very possible you could have kept that to yourself. I'm just sayin"!
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Post by (busdrivertohell) on Jul 7, 2007 19:31:07 GMT -5
I also noticed there were a LOT of references to gas in the thread while I was looking....
and laxatives.
and pancreas...
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jul 7, 2007 19:35:59 GMT -5
Made you look!
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Post by (busdrivertohell) on Jul 7, 2007 19:38:25 GMT -5
Yes and now I need to wash my eyes out and scrub my brain with bleach, tyvm
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Post by Don Quixote on Jul 7, 2007 21:23:21 GMT -5
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Jul 8, 2007 0:58:44 GMT -5
It was all a fake summons, Spam Lantern! Now you've fallen into my trap!
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Post by GodoHell on Jul 8, 2007 9:09:22 GMT -5
Make it strong.. it needs to be able to support my fat ass from a truss in the garage. Now THAT'S poetry!
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Post by Don Quixote on Jul 8, 2007 17:44:20 GMT -5
It was all a fake summons, Spam Lantern! Now you've fallen into my trap! GREAT GUNS! It's SPAMESTRO! And he's brought Parallax with him! Only way to defeat him now is to concentrate... think hard...
*soils self*
A little too hard...
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Post by Dave Walker on Jul 8, 2007 17:47:21 GMT -5
I found my way into this thread before I posted, guess I am omnipresent, eh Phantom?
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