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Post by Broadsword on Sept 3, 2007 17:06:51 GMT -5
Plants and animals die to make room for your FAT ASS
Evolution. 400 million amphibians can't be wrong
How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-poopie
PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals
My son was prisoner of the month at Norfork County Prison
I LIKE CATS! They taste like chicken.
Men are proof that women can take a joke.
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Post by Krista on Sept 3, 2007 19:18:55 GMT -5
"My other car is a wheelchair."
Ok so I made that up, but it makes me laugh. I'm certain no one else thinks it's funny. But I crack myself up constantly, and don't care what people think.
I got bored one day and went to websites where you can make your own sticker or t-shirt or whatever. They had handicapped symbols, and I was determined to use one. So... alas!
Don't talk to me. I'm demented.
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Post by klickitat on Sept 3, 2007 19:36:07 GMT -5
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Despite the cost of living, it's still popular.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
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Post by Broadsword on Sept 3, 2007 20:36:13 GMT -5
Some more
Jesus is coming. Look busy
to all you virgins thanks for nothing
YES this is my truck
NO I won't help you move
Will someone give Bush a blowjob so that we can impeach him
Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them
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Post by Truck Farmer on Sept 3, 2007 22:45:31 GMT -5
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Post by (busdrivertohell) on Sept 4, 2007 16:18:23 GMT -5
Would you drive better if that cellphone was shoved up your ass?
Don't follow me, I'm lost too
Fat people are harder to kidnap
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Post by Krista on Sept 4, 2007 22:43:02 GMT -5
Today I saw this on a car:
What would Jesus do for a Klondaike bar?
Then I saw a vehicle go by with the liscense plate: PWN NOOBS
What a nerd!
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Sept 5, 2007 2:05:08 GMT -5
My kid flapjacksed your honor student.
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Post by Broadsword on Sept 5, 2007 15:33:49 GMT -5
My anger management class pisses me off Bumper sticker in the year 2100: DISCO STILL SUCKS WARNING: DATES ON CALENDAR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR  |
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Post by doctorz on Sept 5, 2007 15:41:05 GMT -5
"If you're not angry, you're not paying attention!"
This never fails to crack me up. I take it to mean if you don't wake up mad at the way things are, you need to get with the program!
No thanks, friend.
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Post by mrsphyllistorgo on Sept 5, 2007 18:04:40 GMT -5
Best one I ever saw, back in college:
VACUMN CLEANERS SUCK
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Post by (busdrivertohell) on Sept 5, 2007 18:06:18 GMT -5
One I love and would put on my car:
'Your College Sucks'
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Post by Crowjunkie™ on Sept 5, 2007 21:16:40 GMT -5
Apparently, Phantom has a site where he sells bumper stickers. (go to bottom of page) |
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Post by solgroupie on Sept 6, 2007 14:52:46 GMT -5
jesus is coming, look busy - broadsword, i love that one! i used to have it on my car and i live in the buckle of the bible belt. pissed all of those ultra conservatives off, it did!
one of my other favorites is: honk if you ARE jesus
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