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Post by XerxesTheCat on Dec 21, 2005 16:20:59 GMT -5
[gets on top of desk, takes off clothes, and does the macarena]
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Post by Crowfan on Dec 22, 2005 15:31:15 GMT -5
farting loudly is not a good thing to do.
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Post by maxdrive on Dec 22, 2005 21:58:03 GMT -5
Walks into the middle of the class pulls down his pants and pees ont he teachers desk.
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Post by Bart Fargo on Dec 24, 2005 22:56:37 GMT -5
"Hi, I'm here with Jehovah's witnesses, and I have a wonderful book for you..."
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Post by pups4ever on Dec 25, 2005 1:34:35 GMT -5
(stands up on desk, sings, and dances) FAME! I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVER! I'M GONNA LEARN HOW TO FLY (HIGH!)!
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Post by pups4ever on Dec 25, 2005 16:00:02 GMT -5
"Here's your Christmas present, Ms. Smith" (package starts to vibrate)
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Post by Detective Mitchell on Dec 25, 2005 19:01:13 GMT -5
(takes out bullhorn) I SAID, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY (BEEP)?!?
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Post by pups4ever on Dec 25, 2005 19:32:07 GMT -5
(teacher calls on you) Who wrote the Declaration of Independence... not now, maaan... I am so baked!
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Post by sirveaux on Dec 25, 2005 23:08:48 GMT -5
[picks nose]
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Post by pups4ever on Dec 26, 2005 0:05:00 GMT -5
"You know, Mrs. Smith... you are lookin' mighty fine! Didn't you say your husband was out of town this weekend? How about a ride on the Natecoaster!" (pelvic thrust)
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Post by Da Worm Fizzle on Dec 26, 2005 20:32:42 GMT -5
"2 + 2 = 5! Screw your public education! I've got crack to sell!"
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Post by Bart Fargo on Dec 28, 2005 20:48:52 GMT -5
Draw satanic symbols on the blackboard.
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Post by maxdrive on Dec 29, 2005 22:24:52 GMT -5
head starts to spin and throws up pea soup all over the chalk board
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Post by jkazoolien on Jan 13, 2006 14:08:17 GMT -5
Eating a Meatball Sandwich and passing notes (win my undying respect if you get that)!
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Post by Bart Fargo on Jan 13, 2006 20:21:20 GMT -5
"Let's start a crossdressing club!"
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