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Post by Bart Fargo on Sept 15, 2006 19:40:53 GMT -5
"Hi, I plan to vote only for special interests who want to run this country into the ground."
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Sept 15, 2006 22:38:19 GMT -5
"Yes, I'm a Re- er, Dem- ...which is the one with the donkey?"
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Post by GodoHell on Sept 16, 2006 22:38:52 GMT -5
"I'd like to thank NAMBLA for their hefty contribution."
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Post by Mitchell on Sept 16, 2006 23:54:42 GMT -5
Jesu Christo, what an ugly freakin' baby.
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Post by GodoHell on Sept 18, 2006 5:36:16 GMT -5
WHAT IS THIS poopie?!? I SPECIFICALLY SAID NOTHING SMALLER THAN TWENTIES....*sigh* OK, let's pass the hat again, and THIS TIME COUGH IT UP, YOU LOSERS!
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Sept 18, 2006 20:21:43 GMT -5
"Shake your hand? What? Only if you go wash it first. Geez, would it kill you to wash your hands every once in a while? You know what, forget it. I'm not going to touch you. Just...go away. I don't even want your vote anymore!"
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Post by Mr. Atari on Sept 18, 2006 22:35:33 GMT -5
WHAT IS THIS poopie?!? I SPECIFICALLY SAID NOTHING OLDER THAN TWENTIES....*sigh*
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Post by Mitchell on Sept 19, 2006 13:09:18 GMT -5
No, no, I don't drink
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Post by XerxesTheCat on Sept 19, 2006 13:49:25 GMT -5
"DO NOT VOTE FOR ME YOU DISGUSTING BUTT-HEADS!"
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Post by Cerrita on Sept 19, 2006 16:15:02 GMT -5
"I'd like to thank NAMBLA for their hefty contribution." North American Marlon Brando Look-Alikes?
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Post by Mitchell on Sept 19, 2006 16:32:32 GMT -5
PUT THAT CHECKBOOK AWAY! I'M HERE FOR THE PRINCIPLE OF IT!
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Post by lisalovelace on Sept 21, 2006 23:11:37 GMT -5
Yes, I definetly had sex with that woman. Oh, and that guy over there too.
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Post by Bart Fargo on Sept 22, 2006 19:04:26 GMT -5
O.k., I am guilty of money laundering... and bribery... and adultery... and doling out contracts to my friends... but you should still vote for me anyway.
(Lisa... just google it.)
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Post by Hellcat on Sept 27, 2006 15:34:57 GMT -5
"Yes, I said the N-word when I was in college. In fact, I still say it. I can't stand those people!"
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Sept 28, 2006 0:04:05 GMT -5
"Why yes, I am an obese nudist."
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