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Post by Captain Hygiene on Oct 15, 2006 23:54:43 GMT -5
"Pot? Ha, what a wuss! I was doing meth and coke when I was your age!"
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Post by Ratso on Oct 16, 2006 12:06:52 GMT -5
"Stop reading and start partying"
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Post by Crowfan on Oct 16, 2006 17:39:16 GMT -5
Don't bother listening to your teachers. They don't know anything anyway.
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Post by Ratso on Oct 16, 2006 21:21:38 GMT -5
"Go shoot grandma"
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Oct 16, 2006 21:31:22 GMT -5
*yells up the stairs* "Booze is here!"
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Post by The Pantera Man on Oct 18, 2006 17:11:42 GMT -5
"Stop reading and start partying" Oh yeah, don't socialize, just stay at home and be a bookworm. Anyway, "Condoms are for wussies and losers."
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Post by Crowfan on Oct 18, 2006 18:01:49 GMT -5
'Son, when I was your age, I'd already gotten 3 girls in my class pregnant. Are you a slow developer or something?"
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Post by Bart Fargo on Oct 18, 2006 19:00:42 GMT -5
"Go ahead, kid. Drink the drain cleaner. I don't care." "You want to live on welfare forever? Sure! I don't mind." "Well, I advise you to jump from the roof onto your opponent on the trampoline. This is backyard wrestling, after all."
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Oct 18, 2006 19:11:31 GMT -5
"I'm very disappointed that you stole my car keys. Didn't anyone ever teach you how to hot-wire an ignition?"
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Post by XerxesTheCat on Oct 18, 2006 19:58:02 GMT -5
"Son, that's NOT how you create a noose for hanging someone. Here, lemme show you..."
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Post by lisalovelace on Oct 20, 2006 8:53:59 GMT -5
You drank half my beer. Now go get me another can.
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Post by jkazoolien on Oct 20, 2006 12:17:48 GMT -5
I brought the toaster in case you want some toast while you take a bath!
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Post by Donna SadCat Lady on Oct 23, 2006 13:48:59 GMT -5
"Huh? Breakfast? Uh, guess I forgot to buy groceries. Walk down to the store and get some doughnuts or something. Again."
"Hey, don't blame me if my kid beat on your kid. Your kid shouldn't be such a wussy."
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Post by Crowfan on Oct 24, 2006 7:28:47 GMT -5
"What do you mean, your coach benched you?? Let me get my gun, and I'll get you back your starting QB spot."
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Post by Hellcat on Oct 26, 2006 1:34:41 GMT -5
"So you beat up this other kid and took his lunch money. I'm very disappointed in you, Billy. You should have gotten his watch too."
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